Tuesday, February 13, 2007

It's ok to ejaculate on strangers

Police officer David Alex Park was found not guilty of forcing a stripper to give him a hand job and cumming on her while on duty. Even though Park admitted what he did, how did his lawyer managed to pull this off? Easy, he told the jury consisting of one woman and 11 men that it was the stripper's fault for being so sexy.

So to all you chronic masturbators/exhibitionists out there, GET BUSY!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have got to be kidding me? Is this real he got off? What the F is this wold cumming to?

3:17 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Ya, he got off alright. On the link they say he's not a policeman anymore. But they don't say if he was fired (for ethics) or if he quit.

But it's Orange County... it's to be expected.

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That and also the fact he has watched to many porn or worse, went to a rapist convention. Seriously, the guy was a rapist in initiation. Geez, those people are stupid.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous AlphaFactor said...

All of a sudden...

I'm actually looking forward to the California Bar Exam...!


Heh heh heh. Man, Orange County really is messed-up.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Wowee.. I wonder what else men can get off with blaming it on a woman's sexiness. Murder? Bank Robbing? Tax Evasion?

All I know is I'm stayin outta Orange County, I dun wanna be blamed for a guy avoiding paying his taxes.

11:33 PM  
Anonymous lurkingevil said...

this is messed up and i hope some one else caught the pun on the first comment what is this world cumming to ahahahah sorry that was lame of but really this is a very messed up way to get out of a situaton the jury must have ben full of jack offs (whoo pun!) sorry guys im on a pun role :P

4:57 PM  

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