Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Al Qaeda's Zawahiri pissed at Iran

Al Qaeda's 2nd in command, Al Zawahiri, is accusing Iran of spreading the myth that Jews did 9/11 in a recent audio tape. He's pissed off they're taking away the credit of the attacks from Al Qaeda.

If that TMZ kind of bitchfest wasn't funny enough, a few weeks ago there was this internal memo from AlQaeda about terrorists taking unfair advantage of their business expenditures. They have sick leaves and retirement packages! I was only kidding when I made that episode where Eva wants to enter AlQaeda for the healthcare benefits.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ehh. The U.S. government was really the cause of 9/11 anyways

6:32 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Yeah... sure.......

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Berserker said...

Any intelegent person is aware the u.s. government did not cause 9/11.They just didn't do shit to stop it.(to my knowledge,anyway)

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What part of 'Bin Laden determined to strike in America' did they not understand? Maybe they were unsure which America he wanted to strike?

11:49 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

You guys are gonna piss him off further.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anders said...

Come on, everyone knows the Joo$ did WTC.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess Al-Qaeda jumped the shark when they went to Iraq. Or maybe it was before Iraq? Honestly, I don't know what to do, either laugh at it or reflect on my assumption of Al-Qaeda. The way I see it, 911 conspiracy theorists will simply say it is a lame attempt by the US government to drive Al-Qaeda against the Iranian government. That way, they don't have to intervene in Iran. They can hope Al-Qaeda will do the work for them. But they have to convince me that 911 was indeed an inside job (Honestly, they give the US government too much credit. They couldn't get rid of Castro for Pete's sake).

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF!? You DIDN'T know that!?

Remember the 19 hijackers were partying it up just before 9/11 and were too cheap for a hooker. US$450 for five of them in Florida was too much... Not that they didn't spend thousands in cash partying and drinking.

That, btw, was one of the things the very brave early "911 truthers" brought up... If they were going to heaven tomorrow to receive "70 virgins" why fornicate and drink booze like a fish? I mean, technically, they would be convinced they were purging their sins in firey death but why tempt you-know-who?


But, to me, the real 'cincher' that 9/11 wasn't a "Pearl Harbor" level conspiracy but a full "False Flag" attack was data about the WTC.

1. It was due to come down soon, within another decade or so given new regulations.
2. It would have cost twice as much to tear down as it did to build. That was because they used Asbestos for insulation.
3. The person, not a corporation, that owned it faced financial ruin. Due to economic changes in the late 70s, it rented terribly. Rarely full and for less rent than was hoped and the utility bills were as tall as the buildings. His creditors were going to eat him alive.
4. It had been struck by terrorists earlier, making "Act of terror insurance" not automatically suspect. Note that the earlier attempt just made noise and smoke but had no chance of destroying the building.
5. So, a man who basically lived in the towers was suddenly absent that day, got to holler with his insurance company (act of GOD!!!!) for a year and went from facing ruin to getting his full initial investment back.

Last, least, but noteworthy...
a. One of the Sons of Bushes was head of security until he resigned the day before.
b. Watch "Zeitgeist" the movie, there ARE plenty of 'sheared' girders, clearly cut by welding torch.
c. A lot of stock was "Sold Short" the day before and right till fire fighters dragged the corporate toadies out of the building. The odds of stock behavior the day before and right up till the hit were 10,000 to 1. Despite what Dubya said on TV, not one "Arab" was involved, it was a who's who of the rich elite and top stock firms.


Treat it like a murder mystery;
1. Oil millionaire gets to wage war to increase the price of oil and give 'no-bid' millitary contracts.
2. Minor "Prince" gets to be a world wide hero and have a shot at a new "Caliphate".
3. Rich elite in America can overturn the rule of law and start a monarchy, betraying the dreams of the founding fathers in the way they warned about; Wearing the flag and pretending there is a danger from outside.
4. Evangelicals make billions selling "Left Behind" garbage and getting senior citizen's retirement funds claiming a "Rapture" is emerging.

12:10 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Did Ron Paul just posted on my blog? Lay off that weed, Paul.

11:25 AM  

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