Saturday, April 28, 2007

More hypocrisy in the Bush administration

Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias likes Central American prostitutes. He's likes them because when you do it with brown people, it's not really sex, so he's not cheating on his good Christian wife.
Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias submitted his resignation Friday, one day after confirming to ABC News that he had been a customer of a Washington, D.C. escort service whose owner has been charged by federal prosecutors with running a prostitution operation.

..On Thursday, Tobias told ABC News he had several times called the “Pamela Martin and Associates” escort service “to have gals come over to the condo to give me a massage.” Tobias, who is married, said there had been “no sex,” and that recently he had been using another service “with Central Americans” to provide massages.

Tobias was the Bush administration's AIDS czar. The job of an AIDS czar is to spread AIDS across the globe by telling people not to have sex and when they do, don't wear condoms because it makes baby Jesus cry.

Did Tobias wore a condom when he fucked latinas up the ass?
Via Pandagon

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

The Republicans and sexuality have more in common than you think. Consider, if you will...


Republicans announced today that they are changing their emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

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