I funded terrorism today
I did it by mistake, mind you. I bought some delicious Chiquita bananas. Little did I know their sweetness was the taste of FASCIST COLUMBIAN PARAMILITARY TERRORISM! Oh but they got a fine, so everything turned out fine.
(Well, except for all the people that died.)
(Well, except for all the people that died.)
posted by Sirkowski at 11:29 PM
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And never forget that every time you smoke pot, you are helping the FARC (Colombia's Revolutionary Army Forces), communists terrorists. Well also the Colombians Pararmilitary. And when you buy Chinese products, you are helping the communist dictatorship over there. And when you use gasoline, you are helping Islamic terrorism. Or when you buy American products you are helping Bush. And so on... :-/
...unless you buy your pot from me, who only cultivated it from seeds I got this one time. Then, it's not funding terrorism, only my rent and tuition.
A lot of the pot sold in North America comes from Québec actually.
Obviously it's a Quebecistani plot to destroy America's will to fight, so even the _French_ can walk over it.
But they'll never get my country! Alcohol makes us aggressive enough to resist!
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