Monday, August 04, 2008

North Carolina Pastor Broke Into Woman’s Home to Steal Sex Toy

(video)A pastor breaks into a woman's house, steal her 'sex toy' (it's fair to assume it's a dildo), a bottle of lube, breaks his leg running away and is caught by the cops.... %-o Did this woman's pussy juice posses somekind of Jesus magic that turned the dildo into a sacred relic?? That's funny enough, but then I read the comments.
The MSM smears another white Christian pastor. They never pring good news about the Christians and you know why. Its alwas this pastor has sex with this girl or that girl or molest little boys or sleeps with the wives of 6 parishoners or is caught masterbating while giving his sermon on Lots daughters or foaming at the mouth while tearing the wedding dress off a young bride, never about all the good things they do.
This whole thing sounds like a frame up by the anti-Christian leftwing looney libs. They just want to tear this country down.

Maybe it's fake. The next one is for sure but made me lol'd.
oh dear god! wont somebody think about the dildo!! The reporting seems focussed on the Pastor and the victim,..but little concern is given the poor helpless dildo,.. what happened? is it now in the care of the dept of dildo protective services? Has the victims identity been purposely ommited to protect the identity of the dildo?

Why isn't the media revealing the name of the dildo? Is it because he's a Muslim? Damn politicaly correct mainstream liberal media! X-D

11 Comments:

Blogger Daniel said...

What did I say, man? "Evil Atheist Conspiracy" - we're fucking up America.

11:31 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Just to be precise: was the dildo a lobster, a rabbit or the dolphin ?
That might be important to know.

1:17 AM  
OpenID dryaunda said...

The mainstream media doesn't report good news about Christians because that would *bore* mainstream viewers.

I'd suggest NPR for reports on good deeds motivated by Christianity, but it's probably not macho enough for those megachurch pseudo-Christians.

1:33 AM  
Blogger Ariel said...

xD

9:54 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

The only Christian I know on NPR is Garrison Keillor. EEEEEEEW!!! X-D

"was the dildo a lobster, a rabbit or the dolphin ?"
WhaaaaaaaaaT?

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you don't know the names of the most famous vibrators ?

3:41 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Seems not. XD

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sick of people who think "LOL CRAZY LIBERALS/CONSERVATIVES ARE AT IT AGAIN" is a valid argument. That's worse than saying "That's your opinion." As if stealing a dildo and lube is a perfectly acceptable thing for a priest to do, let alone anyone else.

11:47 PM  
Blogger Podhelmet said...

Hilarious.

It's funny because it's true! 8D

11:58 AM  
Blogger Sailor Scorpio said...

Lol, what a tool. XD

7:44 PM  
Blogger Major Spoosh Hallzy said...

What's this world coming to?
Unreal thats all I can say...

12:41 AM  

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