Tuesday, February 02, 2010

ok, so I was bored...

* sandykohan9920@hotmail.com buzzes you!
Sirkowski: hi
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: hey, hows it going?
Sirkowski: you buzzed 3 times already?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: i'm 20/f your a male right?
Sirkowski: ya
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Sirkowski: missdynamite.com
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Sirkowski: no
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Sirkowski: you're a bot
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Like a transformer robot??
Sirkowski: spambot
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Sirkowski: so what do you want?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Sirkowski: no
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Ok go to [stupid whore site] accept the invite on the page baby
Sirkowski: i said no
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Sirkowski: lol
Sirkowski: stupid bot
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Sirkowski: I'm 12 years old.
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Sirkowski: eat shit and die
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
Sirkowski: just told you: eat shit and die
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Sirkowski: are you dead yet or have you just started eating shit?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety :-(
Sirkowski: you have to die first.
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: k you in yet babe??
Sirkowski: dead yet?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: k
Sirkowski: k?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: hey, hows it going?
Sirkowski: why would a robot care about living things?
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: whats a bot?
Sirkowski: you, you fucking borg!
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: i'm 20/f your a male right?
Sirkowski: no
sandykohan9920@hotmail.com: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Sirkowski: oh shit, you're stuck in a loop, logic bomb going off in 3... 2... 1....................

15 Comments:

Anonymous ti-toine said...

epic turing test fail...

got to love those bot

2:44 AM  
Blogger fred said...

lol lol on the ground lmao

9:43 AM  
Blogger killernat said...

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11:36 AM  
Blogger killernat said...

i love ai text bots and agian turing test fail ive red a turing test transcrpit of a really funy one from the late 80s i cant find the site agian *tear

11:36 AM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

That's what the Report Spam button is for :p

12:40 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Killernat's been taken over by a bot.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Wolfie Fjordstrøm said...

Borgs? Wow, they must be really going down on budget if they want to assimilate people with whore sites!

The nicest way to discover a bot is to use leetspeak or distorted words, they are not all programmed to process them. (I tried to make a chatter bot sound logical once, but it took me some time to talk sense into it)

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously I hate to laugh at this but

"quote" holy shit seat shit and die! then are you dead yet or just eating shit?

seriously man that's clasic ^_^ lmao i never laughed so hard in all my life...


Major spoosh

6:03 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

I'll use that for Eva someday.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever invented spambots should have been chemically castrated.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She a cylon, for sure ;)

10:44 AM  
Blogger killernat said...

lol bots can spell i cant

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sirkowski said...

I'll use that for Eva someday.

So looking fowared to seeing that ^^lol



major spoosh

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Hentaikid said...

When the robot revolution comes after they achieve sentience, she's gonna remember this conversation and come to find you and show you her brand new stainless steel and ceramic body...

...and her crushing grip action

:)

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Nico Las said...

Je ne savais pas que de telles choses existait. C'est perturbant. Je suis content d'en être averti.

1:36 AM  

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