Thursday, September 18, 2008

TVA discovers Hentai

TVA is a Quebec tv channel. Their news is a bit like FOX, but without a political bias. Sensasional, no nuance and incompetant.

TVA News had a report on hentai tonite. In this report, we learn that:
*Hentai is for pedophiles.
*If you watch hentai, you will rape children.
*Hentai is illegal in Canada.

Anything to make people panic. They even talked about a Canadian who went to prison for possessing hentai. Which isn't true. That particular person had hentai in his possession, but also kiddie porn, which is why he was sent in jail.

Bonus points!
*They say the images they're showing is of children. They're obviously not, they just have a school girl uniform (and huge boobs).
*They say the images are shocking, but then show them on TV, then put them online and give the adress of a hentai website!
*A sexologue talks about comic books, while referring to animation. You sure you know what you're talking about?
*They say just clicking on a hentai link is a criminal act. But then... the reporter committed a criminal act by downloading these videos for his report! lol

The video is here. Sorry, it's in french only.

22 Comments:

Blogger legmuscle said...

The best part is the reporter at the end in the sleazy trenchcoat with the collar turned up.

12:13 AM  
Blogger Sonicdude135 said...

that was the hottest news report i have ever seen.

fap fap fap.

all they did was double the censorship the japanese already had on it haha

2:08 AM  
Blogger Warewolf said...

I'd say it's obvious who ran out of Viagra here. ~_^

Unfortunately, anyone can interpret just about anything as enticing/obscene. (and it keeps the crew at the Comic Book Legal Defence Fund in business) 9_9

I mean, I know what *I* wouldn't mind seeing in a comic/manga but, at least for the moment, I'm happy reading comics like The Wotch, Greed and Sequential Art and, of course, watching flash episodes of Miss Dynamite. (shameless plug) ^_^

Believe me, there are worse things out there than cartoon nipples.

Prudes. *shakes his head*

2:33 AM  
OpenID Zodiac2K99 said...

What... reoprting on the dangers of GTA weren't getting them enough ratings?

2:56 AM  
Anonymous The Jonker said...

I am a criminal, watch me, i am doing illegal stuff...

8:11 AM  
Anonymous AddleBoy said...

Wow, I didn't even know there was a hentaitube. Thanks, TV news!

*goes off to fap*

8:28 AM  
OpenID ion said...

it's a shame the carpet is a mess here 'cause i'd be rolling my ass out right now at the office!

*moon*

watch me i'm shocked! *cough*

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Jonas said...

Oh that is BULLSHIT! Canada is like the number 1 in Japanimation dubbing.(them and LA) 64% of english spoken Hentai is dubbed in Canada.
As a given most girls in Hentai while looking young are portrade as 18+.

Yes, I know there are Shotacon(the apperance of undeage) and lolitacon (underage) but why should we suffer persacution just be cause we want to spank it while watching a girl get raped by tentical monsters? everyone does it.

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Jonas said...

I just realized that last post made me sound like a total geek. Aw well I'll take.

*heads over to hentaitude to spank his monkey*

9:21 AM  
Blogger Warewolf said...

@jonas
I prefer 'silence' over 'sushi' but to each their own. ^_^

The world is big enough after all.

*looks over the lipless ladies in his collection*

1:19 PM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

I prefer lolicon over lolitacon... *grabs his Pu Nani pictures and sneaks off*

1:29 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Jonah, so true. I forgot about all the Canadian dubs.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Baragon-Kun said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fox News, Of Course!!!!!

they said about the LHC bullshit then what do you expect from them???

7:06 PM  
Blogger Major Spoosh Hallzy said...

my French is most def not up to par,But what I could understand was funny as a mother,If half the crap they say was true it be funny.So I see news in every country is all the same shit! Shit,lol

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw BOOBIES on the magazine towards the end! Who was in charge of censoring??

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Solid Snake said...

Oh my god....I'm a badass motherfucking criminal mob boss

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, this is making me laugh SO MUCH HAHAHAHAHA!!!

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw this yesterday, and I was laughing so much, i ended up in a bad coughing fit, because I'm still unwell, and I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this seem... prejudiced and discriminatory to you?
"TVA News had a report on hentai tonite. In this report, we learn that:
*Hentai is for pedophiles.
*If you watch hentai, you WILL rape children."

1. If anime fans watch anime and some anime is hentai, does that mean that anime fans are pedophiles?
2. How does TVA know that Joe Somebody will rape a child because he watched hentai? Did they interview someone?
TVA: Joe, do you watch hentai?
Joe: Yes.
TVA: Will you rape this child?
Joe: Yes.
TVA: AHA! So you admit because watch hentai you will rape this child?
Joe: No. It's because I have family issues.
TVA: Nonsense!

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Jonas said...

LOL @ anonymous.

That IS something I didn't notice, That they didn't actually interveiw any anime fanboys. Probably afraid that the sheer volume of people that watch anime or the fact that they are NOT child raping Freaks would prove how bullshit their report is.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Heavyoak said...

so is hentai tube a good site?

1:02 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Beats me, I didn't bother checking.

Frankly, I prefer hentai manga than anime.

3:24 PM  

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