Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dirk Benedict wish he had a vagina

Dirk Benedict, who played Starbuck in the original Battlestar Galactica is butthurt because now Starbuck has a vagina. His post's title is Lt. Starbuck... Lost in Castration. Oh wow, that's... pathetic. It's on some sort of blog for Hollywood conservative losers who feel they are persecuted for their bigoted beliefs. Read at your own peril, because it's really retarded, but here's a quote of choice.
I am also sure that Show Business has been morphing for many decades now and has finally become Biz Business. The creative artists have lost and the Suits have won. Suits. Administrators. Technocrats. Metro-sexual money-men (and women), who create ever more efficient formulas to guarantee profit margins. Because movies and television shows are not made to enlighten or even entertain, but simply to make money.

You best be joking, Penis-Starbuck! You starred in a TV show that was a cheap attempt to cash on the Star Wars phenomenon (with some Mormon propaganda) and you're complaining about the business? You know what I hate in cartoons? Fan service! Why are people shoving T&A in face in those japanese animes???WHY???????66666 e_e
There was a time, I know I was there, when men were men, women were women and sometimes a cigar was just a good smoke. But 40 years of feminism have taken their toll. The war against masculinity has been won. Everything has turned into its opposite, so that what was once flirting and smoking is now sexual harassment and criminal. And everyone is more lonely and miserable as a result.

Shorter Dirk Benedict: "In my days you could shove your dick in any pussy without asking and everybody would giggle. Today they call this sexual harrassement. What gives??"

Via Pandagon.


Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

For the record...not that you need reminding...but never take anything an actor says seriously.


7:09 AM  
Anonymous Jonas said...

You can't really take any thing anyone from CA. city says seriously. They all live in a "fairy" tale world clouded with pot smoke.

8:16 AM  
Blogger The Angry Otaku said...

You think he'd be happy about such hittable cylons.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anders said...

He must've gotten sand in his vagina when he wrote that.

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He actually wrote that when the mini-series first came out. Not your fault, the people who made that site are the ones digging it out and probably trying to start shit. But I heard he's mellowed out since then. They even wanted him to play god on the new series at one point. It was still an extremely douchey thing to write about though.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Yeah, I knew that. But the post is from the login Dirk Benedict. So either he re-posted it himself. Or the owners of that blog are impersonating Dirk.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i honestly don`t know who dirk benedick is but if he a celebraty i don't wanna know.

12:38 AM  
Blogger Ariel said...

lol I love your humur, Sirkowski

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirk Benedict thinks he's butch? That twink? How ridiculous. He's just some light, no-talent actor who somehow escaped being relegated to a short career in gay pr0n.

2:20 AM  

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