Friday, July 10, 2009

See you in hell, Stephen Harper

So I guess when I'm going to hell, I'll be joined by conservative Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

At the funeral of former governor-general Roméo Leblanc, Stephen Harper (a protestant) was given a communion wafer. But instead of eating it, as the Catholic church requires, he put it in his pocket. Harper denies the accusations, but the video tells another story.

This remind me of the story of the student who received death threats for kidnapping a communion wafer in the States.

We can only assume Stephen Harper kept what he perceives as a "Death Cookie", so he and his family can torture the body of Christ in the comfort of his home. Hey, Harper once said climate change was a socialist conspiracy, so who knows...

10 Comments:

Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

How do you kidnap a glorified saltine anyway?

3:14 PM  
Anonymous P Marsh said...

Personally as a Canadian, I don't give a rats ass about the communion. Sure, it might be disrespectful to catholics and a bit of a scandal but how does this have to do with the politics of my country.

I don't support Harper or the Conservatives but who gives a crap about the whole thing. Simple man probably got confused flubbed the ordeal.

9:57 PM  
Blogger LikaLaruku said...

I didn;t know protistants warshipped cookies.

5:46 AM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

personally I think the whole concept and execution of religion needs a complete overhaul. I mean a complete rebuild from the ground up.

Thinking about where and when half of the more widespread faiths originated makes me cringe; we're living by rules that are over 3000 years old and written to guide and govern nomadic tribes that lived in a freaking desert.

Sure some parts of the texts may still apply but honestly if you're going to build a society around faith try picking one that doesn't sanction all the retarded shit that those ancient creeds do.

7:26 PM  
Blogger LikaLaruku said...

Sirowski, update your email! Everything sent to it bounces back.

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have doe the same thing as a kid when I had to go up for communion.
I took communion and did not eat it I placed it in my pocket.
Communion wafers upset my stomach for the reason that they are made with Wheat witch has gluten witch causes sharp cramping and pain every time I eat any kind of wheat that has gluten in it.
So as a kid not knowing I use to take the communion put it in my pocket and when I got home I would tossed it in the trash....
Now as an adult I don't go up anymore but as a kid I had to so I don't blame him for it.He may have the same problem.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LikaLaruku said...

I didn;t know protistants warshipped cookies.

So I am so switching sides ^^ do you get beer and not wine? If so So switching... ^^

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good old Harper. If he was anymore special, he'd be special Fred.
Special
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he's stealing a piece of bread. Cause he's a little bit special.
-Jg21me

6:37 PM  
Blogger Woody said...

Not if I see you there first.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Which adress are you writting to Lika?

1:13 PM  

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