Thursday, March 04, 2010

Today in conservatard sexual scandals: Vic Toews, Roy Ashburn and the Vatican

Apparently the Canadian media does no want to talk about this, because we had to learn from Dan Savage at the Seattle Stranger that Minister of Public Safety Vic Toews cheated on his wife and got a younger woman pregnant. The media does not want to talk about this because it is a personal matter. But Vic Toews has no qualms about calling gay marriage " a threat to the family and the institution of marriage." Which really isn't any of his fucking business, is it?
Toews has described gay marriage ceremonies as satanic "Black Masses," and insisted that adding gays and lesbians to existing Canadian civil rights statutes would bring the "jackboot of fascism [down] on the necks of our people."
U MAD?

Then there's Roy Ashburn (more like assburn amirite), state Senator in California (R-Bakersfield). Roy is a "family values" conservative.
State senator Roy Ashburn was pulled over by the California Highway Patrol on Wednesday at 2am in Sacramento, after police saw the car he was driving swerving erratically. An unidentified male passenger was in the car with Ashburn. 
The sources told CBS13 that Ashburn, a father of four, had that night been at Faces, which touts itself as "Sacramento's premier GLBTI Nightclub since 1985." 
 While the DUI is a much graver offense than coming out of a gay bar with a man, I'm not sure Jesus approves of the latter.
UPDATE: Turns out that in this case as well the media was sitting on the story.
UPDATE II: Ashburn is also anti-immigration. The guy he picked-up was Latino... lol

And finally, in what might be an homage to the days of Rodrigo Borgia, we have a gay prostitution ring in the Vatican.
A corruption investigation in the Vatican has uncovered a gay prostitution ring in which members of an elite Vatican men's choir were solicited for sex on behalf of Angelo Balducci, 63, himself a prominent official and Papal Gentleman, or lay attendant of the Roman Catholic pontiff...
According to police, Balducci regularly contacted Chinedu Ehiem Thomas, a Nigerian man who sings in St. Peter's Cappella Giulia, to engage the sexual services of young male members of the choir, along with seminarians and undocumented immigrants seeking residency status...
 Good times, good times...

4 Comments:

Blogger killernat said...

i love when hypocrites get cought the first one is really funny though
"gay marige destroys families"(goes and sleeps with another woman) and that dosent?

10:16 AM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

Can we just give in and say that our religious organizations are more corrupt than a mafia convention at a vegas hotel?

11:11 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Turns out in the case of Ahsburn the media was sitting on the story as well.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Ashburn is also anti-immigration. The guy he picked-up was Latino... lol

4:36 PM  

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