Monday, June 05, 2006

Conservative Family Values part II

Let's start with the Bush family.

George W: Admitted boozehound and former playboy. Reportedly had a drug and alcohol problem.Rumors of cavorting with Mexican prosititutes and paying for one abortion

George H.W.: Reportedly chased hookers during his oil days. Hired mistress to work in White House

Jeb: Reported estranged from wife, rumors of affairs with several women, including Katharine Harris.

George P.: Arrested for driving on lawn of ex-girlfriend's family

Barbara: Reportedly consorts with homosexuals, reported drug use,arrested for underage drinking

Jenna: Reported drug use, multiple abortions,consorts with homosexuals, public drunkeness.

Soro: Divorced, consorts with homosexuals-dated David Drier for year.

Neilsie: Whoremonger, adulterer, cheated on wife with mother's help. Ex-wife had to threaten blackmail to get divorce settlement

Laura: Reputed marijuana dealer,killed boyfriend while driving

GOP officials

Dick Cheney: Consorts with homosexuals, shot man in hunting accident

Lynne Cheney: Wrote novel praising homosexuality, consorts with homosexuals

Karl Rove: Reportedly has a mistress

Ken Mehlman: Consosrts with homosexuals, when asked about being heterosexual, he refused to discuss it.

Michael Scanlon: Cheated on girlfriend

Newt Gingrich: Filed for divorce from first wife while she was being treated for cancer, divorced second wife while she was being treated for cancer, married third wife who was 29 at the time. Wrote book on christian marriage with second wife.

Robert Ray: former Clinton prosecutor, charged wih stalking girlfriend while he was married.

Bill Bennett: Degenerate gambler, rumored to be client of dominatrix

Rudy Giuliani: Serial adulterer,married third cousin, consorts with homosexuals, paid off first mistress with high paying city job, married second mistress. Told wife of seperation via New York newspapers. Removed security team from children. Introduced mistress on Mother's Day 2000. Called wife "greedy pig" for seeking just settlement.

Claude Allen: Arrested in shoplifting scam, rumored to consort with homosexuals

Jeff Gannon: Manwhore

Randy Cunningham: reportedly held parties where prosititutes were on offer

Dusty Foggo: Reportedly attend prostitute parties

Porter Goss: Also attended parties

Frank Figueroa: Accused of masturbating in front of 16 year old girl

GOP Politicians

Don Sherwood: choked mistress

John Spencer: impregnated staff member while married, accused of bigamy by opponent.

Bob Livingston: Left house under cloud,rumored client of domninatrix

Henry Hyde: had mistress

Joe Scarbough: staffer turns up dead in office

Jack Ryan: tried to force actress wife to have sex in Parisian sex club

Jim West: closeted homosexual. Tried to hire intern for homosexual relations

Rick Perry: rumored to consort with homosexuals

Dan Burton: had illegitimate child with mistress

John Schmitz: former Congressman, serial adulterer and possible insectuous father. Daughter,Mary Kay LeTourneau abandoned four kids and husband to have a sexual affair with a 12 year old boy, whom she was impregnated by and later married.

Bill Thomas: adulterer with lobbyist

From Steve Gilliard

And a funny phone conversation at AmericaBlog.
AMERICAblog reader Bill writes in about his phone call to Senator Crapo's office (R-ID) this afternoon:

Is Senator Crapo in favor of traditional marriage?
-Yes he is, he's a cosponsor of the bill.
-He is? Can you tell me if he masturbates?
-I could not tell you that.
-Can you tell me, do you masturbate?
-I cannot tell you that either.
-Can you tell me, does he commit sodomy, analingus, cunnilingus or fellatio?
-What is the purpose of this questioning?
-It's regarding his views on traditional marriage.
-Okay, he supports the bill.
-Yes, but could you tell me does he commit sodomy?
-I could not give you an answer on that.
-Is he willing to pledge that he has not or will not commit sodomy?
-I could not answer that.
-Has he ever had sex before or outside of marriage?
-Again, sir, what is the point of this questioning?
-It's regarding traditional marriage and how far his support goes.
-Any one of those questions I could not answer.
-Have you ever had sex outside of marriage?
-Again, I will not answer that.
-It's nobody's business, right?
-That's right.
-Okay, thank you.

4 Comments:

Blogger The Liberal Avenger said...

Joe Scarbough: staffer turns up dead in office

hehe

5:42 PM  
Blogger amordefunk said...

LOL it doesn't suprise me one bit how american politians are hypocrites.

8:14 PM  
Blogger Reaper8436247 said...

And what's wrong with associating with homosexuals?
Some of my best friends are homosexual, and I've got some great pictures of the two of them together ;).

7:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice! Where you get this guestbook? I want the same script.. Awesome content. thankyou.
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10:51 AM  

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