Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Miss Dynamite's election blackmail: Double or nothing!

The Conservatives have won the Canadian election but will remain a minority government. So as promised, if Obama wins the American presidential election, instead of drawing one pic, I will draw a two page comic of Eva and Blackie doing the nasty.

The only thing that pisses me off is that stupid bitch Maria Mourani (who wants to ban alcohol and porn) was re-elected by 21 votes in Ahuntsic.


Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

The anticipation is killing me.

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we did our part America! Now it's your turn! - Jg21me

6:19 AM  
Blogger Merin said...

It's a done deal on our end, never fear.
If you have any more doubts, watch what happens after the last debate tonight.

11:49 AM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

Now, the real question here is, are we going off the popular vote, or the actual election which is held behind closed doors, public not welcome? (I speak of course of the Electoral College.)

3:33 PM  
Blogger Eric Theriault said...

I'd say the actual election...Otherwise we might simply base this on polls...

7:22 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Who wins the presidency obviously.

9:01 PM  
Blogger Sonicdude135 said...

do you know how pissed i will be if not only obama doesnt win, but if i get cheated out of this comic as well!

anyways i do feel confindent that obama will win the way things are going. but im not count my chickens before they hatch.

watching the debate as we speak. Obama better bring me my Eva x Blackie goodies!

9:21 PM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

You could always pay for it. That works too, I bet.

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could I move to Canada with you Sirkowsky if McCain wins? Because I'm not sure if I'm still going to want to live in USA if McCain wins.

4:55 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

No you can't. Stay and fix this mess. ;-p

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Sirkowski,

Any chance this new comic can be with the threesome page you already did (Eva, Blackie, and melody).

3:04 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...


4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will this comic be considered cannon?

5:37 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Jeez X-D serious business!

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Alterissue said...

Obama has Blackie's vote XD

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will they be completely naked at a certain point during the comic? (no stockings, high heels, etc)

7:22 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

"Obama has Blackie's vote"

omg that's racist! (j/k)

Nothing except tube socks.

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tube sock porn! awesome! lol
- jg21me

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pfft its still not worth it i fucking hate Obama, hes a retard, so is McCain we have no good choices, pfft like we ever did anyway and WTF why Obama wana ban CCW?Fucking prick!

10:05 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Someone's butthurt because Obama's gonna ban the Countryside Council for Wales.

11:40 PM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

Anonymous needs to learn how to spell!

I propose we cut funding for the space program by 90%, stop sending shit to Mars and pump all that extra money into the education system!

11:56 PM  
Blogger The Angry Otaku said...

so the north of Montreal is like Staten Island for us New York City people?

2:02 AM  
Anonymous Tainted Ink said...

What the hell is the Countryside Council for Wales?

3:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking as a Welshy, I can honestly say we do not deserve a Countryside Council.


3:12 AM  
Anonymous 0kami said...

Hey Anonymous, I'd rather enjoy reducing the chances running into people in the US who would be CCW (carrying concealed weapons)... but then again, I'm just concerned for my own safety; what do I know? -_-

also, ran across this Economist article about how the election would go if it were open to the whole world... http://www.economist.com/vote2008/index.cfm?source=most_commented

3:58 AM  
Anonymous Jonas said...

If they outlaw Porn and Booze what are we gonna do for fun?

12:18 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

We'll become conservatives and jerk each others off in the public bathrooms.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

And I don't know enough about Staten Island to compare.

1:21 PM  
Blogger -D.P.R said...

Concealed weapons are overrated.

They fall into the "weed" trap. That is to say, it is legal to SMOKE marijauana, but it isn't legal to POSSESS- but you have to possess it to smoke it.

Hiding guns on your person may make you feel safe, but you can't take a concealed weapon to 95% of places you may frequent that have that stupid, Ghostbuster-looking "No Guns" sticker on the door. It pretty much invaladates the point of having that privelage, because in the end, you really don't.

2:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, busy as can be, but going to step up the social engineering... One thing; Look at "Armchairsubersive.org" a list of Republican child molesters. Know how to make a "Quarter zine", one standard page, double side copy = 8 pages? Make these of that and spread them around the last few weeks. It's beating the republicans at their own game; By disgusting a majority of people in the processs, their target audience the "Moralists/Reactionaries" have a better sway giving them the few votes they actually get.

But they got too greedy this time. Not any pork to the churches, to their issues, they kept asking for stuff that conflicted with big business. Keeping Shcavio alive versus medical firms that want to kill vegetables who's families can't pay the bills. Outlawing abortion and stem cell research versus international companies working on using that material for an anti-agapic treatment...

Remind them of why they lost faith in Dubya and the Republicans. They'll not vote Obama, but they'll not vote in protest or vote for some '3rd party' spoiler. This is what Repubs try to get Democrats to do.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

banning what where now?

7:26 PM  
Blogger The Angry Otaku said...

Sorry for the reference w/o explanation. Staten Island is where most of New York City's "conservatives" (read; racist rebublican war-loving, progressive-hating, same sex marriage opposing fucktards) live because it is so underdeveloped and miles from the actual "city" part of this place. It is full of suburban white-flight ans NYPD thugs who always vote for that kind of candidate on our city council, our state senate, and our federal house of reps.

Check out New York City on google earth (I've been to and looked at Montreal many times and Quebec City ...once). So here usually the other 4 counties (boroughs) can keep them shut the hell up, but the last 8 years have been a challenge. ... Not to mention the fuking aged boomer PUMAs all over the place now.

Oh, and i got some communion wafers for you...

1:22 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Ah, you mean my comment about Maria Mourani re-election? She's actually not conservative. No conservatives were elected in Montreal and its suburbs. Mourani's rational behind prohibition is progressive. But it's still wrong and stupid. Nobody in her party agrees with her one that. I doubt even the people who voted for her knows she's a prohibitionnist.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Full o typos

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Hubert Lamotagne said...

Heh, obama just had some more little (small) gains in the polls. Were I you I'd start drawing. :)

7:44 PM  
Blogger pr0ntab said...

So you're going to work pegging Sarah "GILF" Palin into this two page spread, right? And an Obama and Clinton giving a thumbs up in the corner.

That would be the tits.

9:51 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Palin porn? Barf!

After those 5 kids, her vagina must be so hollow she can call moose with it.

10:54 PM  
Blogger Eventide said...

I wouldn't mind seeing a Eva/Blackie/Palin Flash after the election. I can just picture it now...

Miss Dynamite's Election Rejection!
Use different weapons to knock her back to Alaska - baseball bats, dynamite, cannons... you get the idea. The more tries it takes, the higher your score!

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, Sirkowski! The O-man pulled it off by a landslide! We'll be waiting with pants at our ankles for that comic...

10:47 PM  

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