Sunday, October 05, 2008

Election Blackmail: Canadian edition

We're having ourselves some federal elections on October the 14th here in Canada. You do not need to register to vote in advance since you can do it on election day, at your polling station.

The Conservative Party with Stephen Harper are on the way to a victory. I doubt there is any way to stop this. What might be achieved though, is to limit the Conservatives to a minority government, which would tie their hands to their nuts. That can be done again.

If the Conservatives are elected to a minority government, or less, and if Obama wins in November, instead of just a pic, I'll draw two page Miss Dynamite hentai comic, to be posted on Nov. 6th for one day only. (If Harper wins a majority and Obama wins, I'm still drawing the Obama pic)

Now our Canadian electoral system is a bit more complicated, but here's how the Conservatives can be blocked. Check who has the best chance to beat them in your district. If it's the Liberals, vote Liberal; if it's the NDP, vote for them; if it's the Bloc, vote for them. If you live in Ontario or the East of Quebec, your vote might count for a lot.

Find your electoral district and the polling location here.

How to vote strategicaly?
Visit Vote for Environement
and Anyone But Harper.
Using the tools I linked to with your postal code, it will tell you who's most likely to beat the Conservative candidate in your district. If the Conservatives have no chance in hell, it will tell you to vote for whom you prefer.

Info on the American Miss Dynamite electoral blackmail.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome idea! Good luck with that. I know I'm not voting for Harper in my riding but when you live in Alberta you know no matter who you vote for the conservatives will win. Dam...but still I will do my part to try to stop Harper before he win a majority!
- Jg21me

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HEAR THE CALL! TO THE POLLS!

7:49 PM  
Anonymous Coldy said...

Well the Duplessis district as always been a Bloc Quebecois Stronghold ^.^ Anyway, the PC can go to hell!

10:19 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Funny, I was just thinking how this sort of blackmail was reminding me of Maurice Duplessis. X-D

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Coldy said...

From what my mother told me, during the election, the union national of Duplessis, would give free thing like a fridge to families to have their vote... only bad thing is that the electricity wasn't even connected to these region and after the election they would came to get back the free gift <.< >.> >.<

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't this actually be election BRIBERY?

Blackmail would be like if you threatened to reveal scandalous pics of US if Obama DIDN'T win.

1:14 AM  
Anonymous Jonas said...

I have to agree with anonymous on this one Sirkowski Is more bribery than Blackmail, but that makes it no less effective.

You know exactly how to make us dance like puppets on a string. DAMN YOU SIRKOWSKI YOU ARE SOME SORT OF SORCERRER!

8:56 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

But if you don't make the conservatives lose, you don't get the porn...

X-D Aah, maybe it's bribery. But blackmail sounded cooler.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Jezebel1669 said...

Wonderfully sleazy tactic Sirkowski, but how can us Brits help? :)

5:25 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Convince Americans to vote for Obama. You could use some of your own pics. X-D

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Jack! Boo Harper (F-,,-)F

9:13 PM  
Blogger Eric Theriault said...

This is Theriault, the artist of Veena, here.
If Obama win and the Conservative are a minority in Canada, I raise your bet: I will draw a trio with Veena, Blackie and Miss Dynamite !
There!

11:23 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Goddamn, THIS JUST GOT SERIOUS!!!

12:02 AM  
Blogger Ariel said...

This should be on the debate.

"Obama, what is the very first thing you will do if you are elected into office?"

"Well, Tom. I'll go look at Miss Dynomite hentai."

The End. :|

12:04 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

So what are you going to do if neither happens? Sit there and be bitter?

8:09 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

You often give out the answer you wanna hear when you ask questions like that? lol e_e

3:56 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

I'll cling to my guns and religion, lol

3:57 PM  

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