Wednesday, November 05, 2008

OMGOBAMAFTW!!!!!!!1111111oneeleven

Holy shit, I couldn't watch the TV early in the evening when McCain was in advance. I was getting this sinking feeling something was gonna go wrong. But then Obama got Pensylvannia and Ohio and McCain got left in a trail of dust. McCain does his defeat speech, doesn't let Sarah Palin speak, lol. The shit is gonna fly low in the McCain camp in the next few days. Obama's "yes we can" speech reminded me of Bill Adama's "so say we all" speech in Battlestar Galactica. The cynic in me tells me it should be corny, but fuck it, I was moved. Elizabeth Dole lost her seat after calling her Democratic opponant 'un-Christian', even though she's a pastor... Al Franken's race still seems too close to call. Abortion remains legal in South Dakota (yay!). Gay marriage is now illegal again in California (booh!).

Right now, I want to browse the wingnut blogs and bask in the schadenfreude.
First, some comments on RedState.com
Speaking of Obama...
This freak is a illegal fundraising, ACRON vote stealing, gansta thug. He stole this thing and should be frog-marched from his slum-lord Rezko bought home. I wish him and his ilk nothing but to rot in a Kenyan jail. "They bring a knife, we bring a gun." Wake up you pansies, you've been took. This man deserves no respect and nothing but scorn. When the terrorists come, I only hope is agrees to meet with them unconditionally.
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This nation in effect sold its soul to Satan tonight, and forfeited any right it has to survival. There really is no longer an America, the only question is how long to we have before we lose all of our rights, something that is now inevitable.
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There will be enemies who attempt to take advantage of their new-found "friend" in the oval office.
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I have taken down my American flag which has flown continually since 9/11. My fellow Americans elected a president who is a muslim-prayer-chanting, baby-killing, domestic-terrorist-sympathizing, gay-rights-loving, America-hating, racist, marxist, liar, and snake.
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Our liberal public education system has been indoctrinating our kids for generations with the kind of vapid socialism that Obama preaches. What we saw tonight was the culmination of socialist teaching in our public education system finally paying off for the Democratic party. I don't see this trend changing any time soon.
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AMERICA COMMITED SUICIDE TONIGHT. PUTIN, CHAVEZ, CASTRO, HAMAS, IRAN ARE VERY HAPPY.
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The only real question is how long it will be before what we believe is criminalized and we are rounded up.
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NATION ELECTS FIRST AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BLACK PRESIDENT--we all know that Barack isn't qualified compared to the next dozen white guys (and Sarah Palin), but hey, what do you expect from black people?
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Obama Pwned us...

Speaking of McCain...
You were among the amnesty supporters. It bit you on the butt. Good riddance to you.

He was your candidate, he fought for you. He gave you Palin, which was a bad fucking choice but was exactly what you wanted. So show some fucking respect, douche.

Now let's check Free Republic...
Bring it on, God! America says you aint got nothin'! We'll keep killing babies in abortion mills. Hell, we'll vote for a president that supports killing babies who've already been born and drawn their first breaths. How dare those little punks selfishly try to survive and force their mommas to "revisit their decision" to kill their babies in the first place. Nothing worse than a kid who doesn't know his or her place - especially when that place is to die. That bother you, God? Tough!
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Tens of millions of people sold their souls for silver.
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At this point, only a revolution ala 1776 can restore America, but we know that won’t happen (we long ago lost the spirit that created this once-great country). So I say bring on the asteroid, the genetically-engineered doomsday plague, or the terrorists’ nuclear Pearl Harbor. Who cares any more?
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Thanks alot [W. Bush] you traitor! You aided this commie Obama with your bullsh!t about bailing out Wall Street. Now you kiss his a$$ just like kissed Pelosi's a$$ when the Dems. punked you in 2006.
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Any takers on when we'll have to take up arms against the regime? Or against another regime? All this talk about politics is a waste of time people. We past that point years ago. It's fight or flight time, and by "fight" I don't mean going to a ballot box that won't be there.

Expect a visit from the Secret Service...

Now let's look at what Pam, the crazy Objectivist at Atlas Shrug, has to say...
But we are a long way from surrender. The battle is over, the war begins. The United States government now falls into the hands of the enemies of this country and civilization for a time or forever. And that is part of what the war is about. The country has been in the hands of people we disagreed with, but never in the hands of people whose views are as diametrically opposed to ours as anything in the Third Reich or the Kremlin.

For my own part I do not recognize Obama as my President, nor will I refer to him as such. He has no legal right to serve in office nor has he won a legal election.

Ok......... don't forget to wear your tin foil hat! Fucking hilarious. They don't get it. Obama is not a Muslim, he's a space lizard from Planet X! I will sleep better at night knowing these nuts will be far from any position of power for a long while.

That's enough, this could go on forever and I need to go to bed, I'VE GOT WORK TOMORROW! I got a debt to pay back to America. hehehe!

48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Republicans are haters plain and simple. They'll settle down in a few weeks, well except for the die hard republicans and racists.

Looking forward to that drawing Sirkowsky, I hope it's good.

3:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look forward to Blackie's tongue on Eva's clit!!! Sorry to be so direct, but that is beyond hot.

4:37 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

I sort of look foward to all the conspiracy theory. Remember the Clinton death list? The Black Helicopters are coming back!

4:56 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Oh right, I'm supposed to be in bed...

4:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like Indiana Jones with all the celebrating and congratulations from around the world. "You chose... wisely!"

5:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always found the "The black choppers filled with spooks're gonna take our guns 'n our privacy 'n our rights!" mentality of the far right more than a little ironic. You saw tons of it during Clinton's terms and I was expecting them to go on a rampage when the Patriot Act and all the other 9/11 bullshit was enacted-- but they were silent.

Another Democrat that will give them MORE freedom and here they come again!

But this landslide election gave me some faith in this country; the rabid and vocal minority be damned.

5:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out Stormfront. Those fucks have imploded in on themselves. The thought of anyone with skin darker than a tan as president makes them lose their minds.

5:13 AM  
Blogger Darlo (John Darlington) said...

Congrats.

7:52 AM  
Blogger pr0ntab said...

I just want to say I voted SO HARD yesterday that I turned a traditionally red state blue. Not only that, we elected a democratic senator or two to match our president.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

People who believe in conspiracy theories tend to be paranoiac. And studies have shown (I'm not making that up) that people who suffer from mental illness, especialy those related to paranoia, tend to vote for authoritarian candidates. That probably explains the paradox of the last 8 years concerning these Black Helicopters nuts.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Solid Snake said...

It was al over the news back here in the Netherlands. I'm really glad for you americans. And we're gonna have some awesome Eva/Blackie cunnilingus action woohooo !

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Sirkowsky, stop blogging and start drawing chop chop! :P

10:20 AM  
Blogger Eric Theriault said...

I'm hitting the drawing board too, for a trio !

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Jonas said...

Wow what backwards redneck wrote this shit? I mean I've hear of sore losers but these people must have been under a rock for the last two years.

On A side Note: I am NOT happy with Obama's plan to bankrupt the coal production in Ky and PA.
Ye he did say he was planning to bankrupt coal.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Merin said...

Nice digging in those blogs and sites, Sirkowski - I'd never delve there, but appreciate you bringing back some nice nuggets for us to smell the stench of (being the sewers of the internet and all) -

now on to the anticipation of just one more benefit of the dawning of a new era in America: Blackie on Eva!

11:23 AM  
Blogger Bushido Hacks said...

Of course it doesn't help the GOP when KARL CHRISTIAN ROVE is sitting with Brett Humes on Faux News during the election.

I love how the folks at Satuday Night Live made a lasting point about the election

California Prop 8 is a barrameter of who parents in California or America in general want their children to be educated. Do they want special interest groups (people who support the so called "gay agenda" or "christian agenda" for that matter) or the parents.

It is my full believe that the Pro-Prop 8 people DO NOT love their children well enough to be active in their education.

Because parents were so INNACTIVE in their schools, it allowed books like "And Tango Makes Three" to walk right into school libraries. This book has been used (in parody) in one of the Pro-Prop 8 ads where a little girl shows her mom a book about two princes who get married and then tells her mom "Someday I'm going to marry a princess."

If anything, the failure of California Proposition 8 should get more conservative parents to TAKE ACTION in their schools and their children's education. Otherwise you're going to see more "An Tango Makes Three" and "Why Mommy Votes Democrat" books.

With more parents active in their children's education, we can get back to teaching our kids topics that really matter: READING, WRITING, MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS.

Innactive parents have allowed for SPECIAL INTERESTS to teach children rather than their teachers. Thus, our education system is broken (not just in California but throughout America too), and children are better educated in India, China and other countries where wages are cheaper to complete the same job here in America.

If parents are so concerned about a so-called "gay agenda" creeping into their schools, they should quit their laissez-faire attitudes and GET INVOLVED IN THEIR SCHOOLS.

Prop 8 doesn't keep the "gay agenda" out of schools. It allows for the "christian agenda" ("marrage definition", "creationism", "intelegent design", school prayer, a lack of science and math that we desparately need) to break into schools.

11:33 AM  
Blogger Eventide said...

Obama won. The Dems have control over the House and Senate, so legislation proposed from the White House is less likely to be blocked. The Supreme Court will likely maintain its balanced nature, without swinging to the right and the hypocritical Christian viewpoint.

And we get Eva/Blackie porn before Miss Dynamite #30! C'mon, Sirkowski, you're using Roman numerals. When you were going to make MD XXX (around 2017), you knew you'd have to do something special. Now we just get a taste a decade early.

12:07 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

I'm not using roman numerals anymore. X-)

12:21 PM  
Blogger Bushido Hacks said...

Meanwhile, Sarah Palin was a TERRIBLE VP candidate. Yeah she is good looking, but Tina Fey would have made a better VP and she's a hell of alot smarter than Sarah Palin.

The fact that Palin did not speak is a sign that the McCain campaign asserted their chauvanism. The press is going to have a hard time trying to get Palin to speek especially after the crazy and absurd things she stated.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

It's more of a sign that they got tired of her going off-script and making them look bad.

In other news, Michael Crichton, aged 66 and best known for penning the novels Jurassic Park and the Andromeda Strain, died yesterday of unspecified cancer-related complications.

Let's all take a moment of silence as this giant passes before us.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Fusion said...

Bushido, Palin just spoke about her plans, even about joining Mainstream Media.

In b4 the O'Palin Factor on Faux News

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Tainted Ink said...

Sarah Palin is good looking? Christ. How much beer have you had tonight, Bushido?

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol
Good Job Amercia!
Everyone wins!
Jg21me!

3:08 PM  
Blogger legmuscle said...

In hindsight the Obama win seems like it was always a foregone conclusion. But I have to admit part of me was a little worried when I went to bed last night. I breathed a small sigh of relief when I picked up the newspaper this morning and saw that he'd won.

I would have happily accepted a narrow win; the fact that McCain got annihilated was pure gravy. :)

3:54 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

It's that fucking so-called Bradley effect, which didn't exist in the end that got most of us worried. Would people avoid telling the polls they would vote for McCain by fear of seeming racist? The answer is no. Who cares if a pollster thinks you're racist, it's not like you know him or her...

I'm doing the pencilling. :-) I doubt I can be done by tonite, but I'll leave the pages online for more than a day.

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any chance of getting the old "hidden" miss dynamite stuff back for a day as a bonus?

4:40 PM  
Anonymous 0kami said...

You mean there's a history of old Miss Dynamite Eva/Blackie hentai by Sirk?


... Please, tell me more! We must do some post-election investigations! XD

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now lets see if Obama will make america better, or worse :P

5:29 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

He won't do miracles. But with an adult in the White House, it can only be an improvement.

As for the secret files, just request them on 4chan, I'm pretty sure they've all been leaked long ago. (that or you'll get "Sirkowski sucks do not want!" lol)

6:16 PM  
Blogger Fusion said...

http://www.drudge.com/news/113257/florida-teacher-calls-obama-nigger

It's begun...

6:20 PM  
Blogger Fusion said...

and yeah, i estimate about 1-2 5ths of the hidden archive has been leaked. The ones that i saw predominently, and obvious everyone had, i posted on paheal.

The others? Tough break, Okami, but i promised Sirk i wouldnt share, and i never will.

even that one at like, 5000 x 7000 hahaha

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Tomorrow"? Lazy Canadian fuck! Get to work you socialist faggot!

I'm American! I'm entitled! There's a pepper stealing my show!

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0kami's not the only one crying. There's a whole lot of perverts crying.

Fuck 4chan, YOU post these 'secret files' -- you owe us for South Dakota, and saving you cheese-eating surrender monkeys from Russia in WWIII next year!

7:26 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

The Objectivist Party got 674 votes... LOL
http://www.objectivistparty.us/

The socialists haven't even stepped in the White House yet and Anonymous already has a sense of entitlement. What's next, free healthcare???

7:33 PM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

Previews plx? :D

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think last night, I heard some wingnut that called into C-SPAN after Obama's victory speach drop the N-bomb. There were a lot of stupid people that called in, though.

10:13 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

I have to comment Sirkowski!!! You, You!!! forgot to tell Connecticut voters to say no to Question 1 but we did. http://www.ncregister.com/site/article/16223/

But it was defeated
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/elections/2008/general/by_state/statewide/CT.html?SITE=CTHARELN&SECTION=POLITICS

12:18 AM  
Blogger Custom Coaster said...

I can never really get behind a Presedent since they're really isn't a point, they're all just face anyhow. Still can't wait to see the picture!

12:41 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Good job in Connecticut Jessica. :-)

1:09 AM  
Blogger DocRee James said...

All I gotta ask about the comic is...
I know it should to be up today, but when, and for how long?

1:19 AM  
Blogger -D.P.R said...

"I always found the "The black choppers filled with spooks're gonna take our guns 'n our privacy 'n our rights!" mentality of the far right more than a little ironic."

... gotta watch the "spooks" line now, could be misinterpreted as not to mean spies!

Heads exploded all over the south and brain gibs landed on waving confederate flags.

1:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do appreciate your fairness to McCain. I'm glad Obama won, but I do think McCain would have been a good president... in 2000. If only Bush didn't scare everyone because of McCain's adopted daughter who is colored.

8:37 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

McCain did exactly what his base wanted and it failed because what his base wanted was stupid. And now the base bitches on McCain. The Repubes talk a big game, but they really have no sense of honor.

As for the pic, I'm doing 3 pages intead of 2. So it's gonna take longer. It'll be ready tomorrow.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a conservative wingnut, I wish Obama luck. I know several people who will be thoroughly disappointed if Obama doesn't save the economy, pass out party hats, and moonwalk across the Reflection Pool on head come Inauguration Day. He only had to set the bar higher than Bush.

Now hurry up and finish us some porn before you go on welfare.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I'd like to see these leaked Eva and Blackie pics does anybody know where I can find them? I already asked on 4chan to no avail, and yes I know not all hidden pics are available.

5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite being a Republican myself, I do hope Obama does well because if not, the GOP will put up some crazy fuck like Palin or Jindal in 2012. They usually only put the moderates up there (McCain, Dole) when they realize it's going to be hard to win.

Also, sad news here in California. Prop 8 passed. Oddly enough, it might have been due to large Obama turn out. Wasn't his fault but fuck man, a lot of love birds are going to be denied just because some people want to enforce their "morals" on others.

11:41 PM  
Blogger Heavyoak said...

you should send links to thoes posts the the FBI. no really.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Ariel said...

I didn't have Internets the past few days because we moved because my mom can't afford our house...
anyways, yay Obama! :D

Boo Anti gay marriage people!! and it's because of religion >:[

anyways, you're awesome Sirkowski! :]

12:57 PM  

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