Wednesday, March 18, 2009

BlackieBot

After the Eva Real Doll®, here comes the creepy BlackieBot. Run Eva!

14 Comments:

Anonymous ass potato said...

Hmmm. I bet I know what that dude with the beard uses her for (all those amazing facial servos? Come on :D ).

4:18 PM  
Blogger Branch-me-do said...

Surely Japanese women are oppressed enough already with the rape and cum baths and poo eating that they don't need robot substitutes?

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why are non of these robots male? do they not get why we think they are creepy pervs (like we arnt)

8:11 PM  
Anonymous 0kami said...

It's amazing how robot technology has come. Also, I find if funny in a way that when we think of robots here in the West, it's surveillance drones or unmanned combat units, while in Japan, they're forming expressions, serving tea or shaking hands. Who knows, if it's not China or India who's the next superpower, maybe it'll be the next evolutionary step up!

12:42 PM  
Blogger Warewolf said...

@Anonymous

I think Robot Chicken said it best:

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*A scientist is giving a lecture on his latest invention, the first female robot*

Scientist: This robot is one of the most advanced...
Random Student: Can you fuck it?
Scientist: Excuse me?
Student: Can you fuck it?
Scientist: No.

*All of the (male) students leave the room*
--------

In other words, sex still sells. (although I will admit that I've purchased some films and other media based on other aspects of their 'promotional campaign(s)'... Mmm, Buzzsaw Girl)

@Branch-me-do

Are we afraid of a little competition? 7:^)

You are aware that while the boys are playing with their new toys, the 'smarter sex' can finally take a sledgehammer to that 'glass ceiling', aren't you?

Besides, there are B166ER* things to worry about right now (like a certain global economy).

But, yeah, thanks for the link, Sirk. I'm sure that Eva will put it to good use. (ie destroying a certain RealDoll along with its owner) ~_^

*Animatrix reference, if you're interested.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Macabre said...

I think what it said in Japanese was " My mission is to terminate John Conner."

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! My worst nightmare comes true Seriously.
How the Fuck are they going to make it look human with teeth! Good god were all doomed! doomed!

On a serious note this is just creepy.. Robots should not look human.

and Macabre LOL THATS funny..

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol macabre lol

As for the robot. The porn industry will get there hands and create something far better. Just give them time.
Cause remeber on average companies producing sex toys get more funding then most of the uncurable dieases get. it's life great?
-Jg21me

5:19 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

I'm pretty sure they were sort of thinking of the porn industry with this. I mean, she's kinda busty for a Japanese girl. Although the plastic is too hard to bounce.

6:39 PM  
Blogger Branch-me-do said...

It will work great until it goes into 'malfunction mode', closes all its motors and bites some guy's cock end off.

7:51 PM  
Blogger Tommy said...

It will work great until it goes into 'malfunction mode', closes all its motors and bites some guy's cock end off.

That call's for a remake of 'Westworld'. Only it's a sex resort where all the sex robots revolt against the Rush Limbaugh type patrons of the resort.

8:08 AM  
Blogger Bushido Hacks said...

Given this latest advancement, the future that Masamune Shirow imagined is looking pretty good...and has a nice ass. ;-)

4:51 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

the real question is, can you have sex with it?

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Video removed by user?

8:26 PM  

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