Jeremiah 10:2-4
Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
Xmas trees are for pagans. Which means that since I don't have a xmas three in my house, I'm better in the eyes of the lord than most Christians? Woah! That's messed up... Christfags, your god is a mean bitch.
inb4 'you're putting that out of context'
Xmas trees are for pagans. Which means that since I don't have a xmas three in my house, I'm better in the eyes of the lord than most Christians? Woah! That's messed up... Christfags, your god is a mean bitch.
inb4 'you're putting that out of context'
posted by Sirkowski at 3:34 PM
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Oh... and merry xmas? lol
In agreement with George Carlin (may he be pwning Satan in the ass), God must've gotten laid between the old and new testaments.
happy xmas to you too :]
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