Friday, December 25, 2009

Jeremiah 10:2-4

Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

Xmas trees are for pagans. Which means that since I don't have a xmas three in my house, I'm better in the eyes of the lord than most Christians? Woah! That's messed up... Christfags, your god is a mean bitch.

inb4 'you're putting that out of context'

3 Comments:

Blogger Sirkowski said...

Oh... and merry xmas? lol

3:37 PM  
Blogger Kai v3.0 said...

In agreement with George Carlin (may he be pwning Satan in the ass), God must've gotten laid between the old and new testaments.

12:43 AM  
Blogger Ariel said...

happy xmas to you too :]

10:36 AM  

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