Thursday, February 21, 2008

Miscegenation is a Communist plot!

Via Balloon-Juice, this piece from wingnut blogger and right-wing "intellectual" Lisa Schiffren.
Obama and I are roughly the same age. I grew up in liberal circles in New York City — a place to which people who wished to rebel against their upbringings had gravitated for generations. And yet, all of my mixed race, black/white classmates throughout my youth, some of whom I am still in contact with, were the product of very culturally specific unions. They were always the offspring of a white mother, (in my circles, she was usually Jewish, but elsewhere not necessarily) and usually a highly educated black father. And how had these two come together at a time when it was neither natural nor easy for such relationships to flourish? Always through politics. No, not the young Republicans. Usually the Communist Youth League. Or maybe a different arm of the CPUSA. But, for a white woman to marry a black man in 1958, or 60, there was almost inevitably a connection to explicit Communist politics.
TL;DR version: Obama is a communist because he was born of an interracial union.

Because only a Jewish communist would have sex with a negro. Seriously, Obama's teeth are so white, he must be using fluoride and will sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!

13 Comments:

Blogger Sirkowski said...

Ripper: Mandrake?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have.
Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?
Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.
Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.
Ripper: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?
Mandrake: Uh, uh, Good Lord!
Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Mandrake: Yes.
Ripper: Are you beginning to understand?
Mandrake: Yes.
Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes.
Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?
Mandrake: No, no I don't know what it is, no.
Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

2:37 AM  
Anonymous 0kami said...

You can't reveal all this out in the open; the bloggers will see everything! They'll... they'll see the big board!

3:51 AM  
Blogger The Angry Otaku said...

All that fluoride and my teeth are still rotting away... must be all that grain alcohol.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy crap Grain alcohol causes teeth with filling to rot away!

12:31 PM  
Anonymous AlphaFactor said...

Haha. Doctor Strangelove was a great movie.

But let there be no question... This quote from Schiffren was one of the most awful things I've heard.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Ronymaru. said...

En fin, yo no tengo que preocuparme por eso de los dientes, casi no voy al dentista.

Well, I do not have to worry about that of the teeth, almost not going to the dentist.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

But she tries to deny being racist.

"Political correctness was invented precisely to prevent the mainstream liberal media from persuing the questions which might arise about how Senator Obama's mother, from Kansas, came to marry an African graduate student."

Yes, because someone INVENTED political correctness. A Jewish banker I imagine... and invented it precisely for the eventual election of Barack Obama as President.

"Before readers level cheap accusations of racism — let's recall that the very question of interracial marriage only became a big issue later in the 1960s. The notion of a large group of mixed race Americans became an issue during and after the Vietnam War. Even the civil-rights movement kept this culturally explosive matter at arm's distance.

It was, of course, an explicit tactic of the Communist party to stir up discontent among American blacks, with an eye toward using them as the leading edge of the revolution."


Wait, WUT??? This is what inbreeding did to conservatism.

3:41 PM  
Blogger The Angry Otaku said...

All's fair in love, war, and dental hygiene.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Ronymaru said...

Sirkowski Sorry, but we opened the Seventh Seal. We must be prepared.

Lo siento Sirkowski, pero ya se abrió el Séptimo Sello. Hay que estar preparados.

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Link.

8:43 PM  
Anonymous DPR said...

"Before readers level cheap accusations of racism — let's recall that the very question of interracial marriage only became a big issue later in the 1960s. The notion of a large group of mixed race Americans became an issue during and after the Vietnam War. Even the civil-rights movement kept this culturally explosive matter at arm's distance. "

...right. Because things like trying to pass off mixed race children off as white as to have an easier life never happened before the 1960s. Neither did imprisonment and other worse deeds such as castration for the "crime" of bedding a white woman, let alone marriage. Us black folks just made that shit up!

No one ever fell in love with people of another race and sought to marry them for them. Doesn't happen... no, its all Commies and Politics!! No self respecting, same race couple would ever get married for political gain.

Yeah, I intended that to sound just as dumb.

Using that historical time frame for some sort of factual backing isn't really a help. This is the same period in our history where hiding under a wooden desk was supposed to protect you from an atomic blast, and by six degress of name dropping (read McCarthyism), everyone in this country was a potential "red", up to and including the president, if someone powerful enough would have accused him.

3:39 AM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

Hell, McCarthy is still a hero for these fucknuts.

11:43 AM  
Anonymous 0kami said...

McCarthy, a fucking hero? Now I've heard everything... XP

7:58 AM  

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