Miscegenation is a Communist plot!

Via Balloon-Juice, this piece from wingnut blogger and right-wing "intellectual" Lisa Schiffren.

Obama and I are roughly the same age. I grew up in liberal circles in New York City — a place to which people who wished to rebel against their upbringings had gravitated for generations. And yet, all of my mixed race, black/white classmates throughout my youth, some of whom I am still in contact with, were the product of very culturally specific unions. They were always the offspring of a white mother, (in my circles, she was usually Jewish, but elsewhere not necessarily) and usually a highly educated black father. And how had these two come together at a time when it was neither natural nor easy for such relationships to flourish? Always through politics. No, not the young Republicans. Usually the Communist Youth League. Or maybe a different arm of the CPUSA. But, for a white woman to marry a black man in 1958, or 60, there was almost inevitably a connection to explicit Communist politics.

TL;DR version: Obama is a communist because he was born of an interracial union.

Because only a Jewish communist would have sex with a negro. Seriously, Obama's teeth are so white, he must be using fluoride and will sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!