Monday, June 16, 2008

Elian Gonzalez joins Communist Party

AP - HAVANA — The Cuban boy at the center of an international custody battle eight years ago has joined Cuba’s Young Communist Union.

Communist youth newspaper Juventud Rebelde quotes Elian Gonzalez as saying he will never let down ex-President Fidel Castro and his brother Raul Castro, who succeeded Fidel earlier this year.

Now 14, Elian was 6 when Miami relatives lost their fight to keep him in the United States and he was returned to Cuba in mid-2000 with his father.

Elian had survived a boating accident off the Florida coast that killed his mother, who was attempting to get to the U.S.

You know what's next, right? The Socialist Super Soldier Serum.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I saw this article, the Elian Gonzalez super-soldier was the first thing that came to mind.

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sirkowski, you're a fucking prophet or something, man.

11:31 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

The google ad right now is for Cuba. lol

1:45 AM  
Blogger Sailor Scorpio said...

Lol, I agree with the first commenter. This is just so freaking hilarious. And NOW I remember what it was that I read yesterday at work but couldn't share because, well, this site's not work safe. XD

6:38 PM  

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