Thursday, January 31, 2008

Sabine X-over

I wanted to do something for the upcoming 100th issue of MensuHell, but the deadline is coming soon and I simply had no idea for something related with the fanzine. So I asked Kurt Beaulieu if he had any backup material and he came up with this, which he converted into a Miss Dynamite/Sabine cross-over. Last and 3rd page is coming soon.

Luxuria Music

What the listener hears upon tuning into LuxuriaMusic ( is a meticulously curated mixture of musical genres that make up the station’s eclectic alchemy. Surf Music, Bossa Nova, Exotica, Space-Age Bachelor Pad, Jazz, Soft-Psych, Sunshine Pop, Wall of Sound, Latin, Go-Go, and Film & TV music of the past 50 years are expertly distilled and blended in order to concoct the “highly intoxicating and sometimes hallucinatory” LuxuriaMusic Sound. Somehow, in this context, it all makes sense.

This is entertainment for people who possess a high level of pop-culture consciousness. It’s for hipsters well-versed in both The Brady Bunch and The Wild Bunch; Nick at Nite and Playboy After Dark; Disneyland and DisPepsi; Josie & The Pussycats and Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Click on "Listen" and choose your player.

This is basicaly the only musical radio station I listen to for the past years. Each Saturday, they have a show, "Heroes & Villains" where they play Beach Boys songs. You'd think it would get repetitive after a while, but Brian Wilson has composed and produced so much material there's always something new. And on a related note, speaking of Brian Wilson, check out why the Beach Boys fired their manager, Murry Wilson, the Wilson's dad.

Murry Wilson later managed to turn another group into a one hit wonder (The Sunrays - I live for the sun). Then he died and his sons didn't come to his funeral. Fuck him...

Monday, January 28, 2008

Is it Raturday naoh?

It's not? Fuck it, here's some rat photos anyway.
Eli standingEvil RatziEli's tongueCrazy eyesCautious RatziomnomnomCurious EliEli on posters
And here's something freaky.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Cute Picture by ~Lillillilli UPDATED

Last December, DeviantArt user ~Lillillilli posted in his gallery the same picture I used to get banned, in the hope of getting banned as well. We all wondered how much time it would take for the picture to be taken down by the DeviantArt Nazis Admins and whether or not it would get him banned.

Well we have the asnwer! The picture is now 404 and ~Lillillilli got BANNED! haha! Here's hoping this becomes a tradition.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Project Chanology UPDATED again

Seems like Channers are mounting a full front attack (mainly a DoS really) on the Church of Scientology. The Church already has a 5000$ bounty for the head of... "Anonymous". e_e
There's a Wiki with instructions on how to join. I'm too lazy to do something, but I'll watch and laugh.
UPDATE: I dunno if The Church took the Party Van website down, but it's now gone. The Encyclopedia Dramatica article on the Chanology Project is still up. As for the files for performing the DoS, they can be found here. Note that these links are being offered for information purposes only. A Denial of Service attack is an illegal act, even if the victim is the evil, malicious and vile Church of Scientology.
UPDATE II: The attack seems to have failed and now hackers called "The Regime" have taken down 711chan. You FAILed us again Anonymous!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

I'm Chris Hansen, have a seat!

So some troll decided to put my AIM in a sex chatroom, saying I was a horny 13 yrs girl. It failed and here's why:
MentalMan8000: hey
Sirkowski0001: hi
MentalMan8000: asl
Sirkowski0001: this is MSNBC
Sirkowski0001: to Catch a Predator
Sirkowski0001: wanna talk?
Sirkowski0001: You know it's illegal to sollicitate sex with a minor?
*** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

Why did he leave so suddenly? lol

Friday, January 18, 2008

@$$' new blog

@$$ has a new blog. Not sure what was wrong with the old one. But here's the new one.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

I ♥ Diane Keaton

The FCC can't stop her!

Sister Wulfia Focka: Monthly Updates

Two weeks ago I became a regular contributor on for my hentai nun manga, Sister Wulfia Focka. That means there will now be 10 new pages the first week of each month. That should make 120 pages by the end of 2008... o_O Crazy, but easily do-able. In total, counting other artists, that's a minimum of 100 pages each month from everyone.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Black Spider-Man

So I've been half paying attention to the whole Marvel/Joe Queseda Internet drama. Apparently it's about how Queseda gave a big Fuck You! to the fans when Spider-Man makes a deal with the Devil Mephisto changing the continuity so he's never been married to Mary-Jane. Frankly I always hated Mary-Jane back when I collected comics (the ugly 90s), but I don't know the whole story, so I don't really care. But then I learned that this ret-con makes it that Venom has been "wiped completely from existence". Now I'm kinda pissed off. Because the only comic in my collection that might be worth something is Secret Wars #8. This is the issue where Spider-Man encounters the symbiote that will eventually become Venom. Now it's probably not even worth the cover price, BWAAAH! Oh well, it's a good thing I got it for 0$...

Monday, January 14, 2008

New e-mail!

The change is now permanant. The e-mail in this image in now my new e-mail, from now until the day the SpamBots find me again.

Thursday, January 10, 2008


I'm having some e-mail problems, so this is where to reach me at the moment.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Voice Actress NOT Wanted: Twiggy UPDATED

UPDATE: I got someone. More info later.
There will be a new female character introduced in Miss Dynamite episode 24. Black CIA agent Twiggy Rickenbacker. She will probably appear in at least three episodes. The VA doesn't need to be black, but she would need to sound the part (but not too stereotypical, like "oh snap yo mamma"). Twiggy is an angry woman. She's been wronged by Eva and Blackie and is out for revenge. So e-mail me if you're interested. Minimum requirements are to be a woman :p quality recordings and not be afraid of controversy (this is Miss Dynamite, so know what you're embraqing upon).

Friday, January 04, 2008

Sirkowski's hentai cleanup UPDATE

Just a word of warning. I'm fixing my hentai gallery on, putting all the pics in a proper category. I'm also going to delete the few pics I personaly find godsawful. So if you want to keep something to blackmail me the day I'll run for Prime Minister, you better do it now.

UPDATE: I removed all the dead links on Categorized all the pics in sections for Catholic porn, Digimon, Foot Fetish, Furries, Futa, Misc, Pokemon, Pregos, Sailor Moon, Zelda and Gifts. btw, there might be new material in the Foot Fetish, Furries and Misc sections. If there's a picture you have, either hentai or Miss Dynamite, which isn't in the galleries, send it to me.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Yay for Obama!

Now please don't get shot... :-/

Edwards got 2nd in the Iowa Dem caucus and Hillary 3rd. On the Pedoblicans side, Jesus gave a swift victory to Huckabee, scaring the shit out of the party elite who realize that the Freaks they've been exploiting for years are now taking control. Romney could not buy enough votes. Thompson got 3rd place despite being a zombie. And I know Giuliani wasn't running in Iowa, but still, godsdamn, he got beat by Ron Paul! lol
It's seriously fun to read the comments on the wingnut blogs. They're all either dissapointed or in denial.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Happy 2008!

It's not really a resolution, but in 2008 I plan to do 10 pages of Sister Wulfia Focka a month and 3 Miss Dynamite animated episodes.

Last Automn I had the opportunity to work on a TV series. This would have taken all of my time and put all my personnal projects on the ice. I didn't really want to do this, but at the same time the money was hard to refuse. But like the majority of TV shows, this project died in pre-prod. I made a pilot that I will perhaps show you later (although I signed a confidentiality agreement, so I'll have to check if I can) and the project isn't officialy dead. But skrew that, I can't put my projects on the ice in the hope of getting a contract I'll probably not get anyway.

So I'm back to my official plan, to work almost (or mostly) exclusively on Miss Dynamite and Sister Wulfia Focka. Fuck the rest. I'm not broke yet and I have the opportunity to work on what I want, so let's do it!