Thursday, May 31, 2007

bitting more than you can chew

This is like a scene out of a fucking movie! A pride of lions captures a calf, but the buffalos get pissed. There's also a crocodile... o_O

Monday, May 28, 2007

Is Tinky Winky gay? Poland is on the case! UPDATED

You forgot Poland! The Polish government will investigate wether or not the purple Teletubby is gay. This ain't a joke.
"I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy." said Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog.

"At first I thought the purse would be a burden for this Teletubby ... Later I learned that this may have a homosexual undertone."
Don't they have light bulbs to skrew instead?
UPDATE: Ewa Sowinska is backing off and won't investigate Tinky Winky anymore. Looks like worldwide public ridicule paid off.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Wikipedia dumps Miss Dynamite

The Miss Dynamite article on Wikipedia was deleted. It now redirect to the article for Ms. Dynamite, the british singer. A friend was able to save the cache of the page. Apparently this series isn't notable enough. :-p Fine, I don't feel like arguying with the Wikipedia nerd police.

Friday, May 25, 2007

5 new pages of Sister Wulfia Focka

Thursday, May 24, 2007

big rush

No time to write, more on that soon.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

comment to a female conservative blogger

Bitch you should be baking pies instead of yaking away on the net all day long. Everyday you waste here it's one less Christian baby you're not pulling out of your vagoo. You think the Muslims women are wasting their time on Blogs?

Think I'm gonna get banned? lol
Edit: The joke's kind of lost if you don't know how crazy she is. (certifiable)

I for one welcome our new Anti-Christ overlord!

Samuel David Cheney, 6th grandchild of vice-president Dick Cheney, born of virgin birth today. Behold and lo, the End Times have begun!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

new pic + fanart

There's a commissioned pic of Eva and Blackie, with uh... their children? This is not canon! X-D It's fan-fiction drawn by the original artist. It's post-post-modern.

And a new fanart from Zodiac.

Eva and Blackie's shower scene?

Eva and Blackie are making a guest appearence in Peno, Jamal Slater's web comic, in a old school Hanna-Barbera style. The Lesbo Beach adventure starts here. X-D

Sunday, May 20, 2007

World Visitors Map

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Just having fun with this thing, see if it works.

The Bible: Rated X

Reuters:More than 800 Hong Kong residents have called on authorities to reclassify the Bible as "indecent" due to its sexual and violent content, following an uproar over a sex column in a university student journal.[...]

The complaints follow the launch of an anonymous Web site — — which said the holy book "made one tremble" given its sexual and violent content, including rape and incest.

The Web site said the Bible's sexual content "far exceeds" that of a recent sex column published in the Chinese University's "Student Press" magazine, which had asked readers whether they'd ever fantasized about incest or bestiality.[..]

If the Bible is similarly classified as "indecent" by authorities, only those over 18 could buy the holy book and it would need to be sealed in a wrapper with a statutory warning notice.
I don't like cencorship. But in the spirit of concistency, yes, children shouldn't be allowed to read the Bible. Parents freak out because kids watch the Power Rangers, but stories about Noah getting ass raped by his sons, Lot's daughters having sex with dad, king David killing his best general to fuck his wife and Ezekiel eating and shitting the word of God (seriously, he does that), that's cool. I find this story pretty hilarious. I guess Asians have an outsider's perspective on that western religious book and they can see it for what it really is.
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20
Is that furry porn?

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Marvel's Mary Jane Statuette

You may have heard about the controversy surrounding the Mary Jane statuette from Adam Hughes. Some people find it sexist. But that's not what I want to talk about (personnaly I think she looks like a 90s trashy crack-whore with a skrewed up body). linked to blog post from Tom Hodges who takes the defense of his friend Hughes.

I have to admit I don't even know who Adam Hughes and Tom Hodges are. I don't read super-heroe comics anymore because they just recycle their same old shit every two years. OMG uncle Ben got shot! And newsflash, Wolverine is gay. Thank you for wasting my money during high school with your shitty crossovers and holographic covers, comic book industry.

So anyway, ya, Hodges goes all emo because some bloggers attacked his friend, blablabla, who cares. But then he says this:
I enjoy the Indie stuff [...] but without Spider-man, X-Men and other comics, they wouldn't exist.
EXCUSE FUCKING ME??? That just came out of nowhere. You know what, fuck it, I'm not even gonna try to explain what's retarded about this statement. I was wondering if I would go see Spider-Man 3, well now fuck it, I won't.

Spider-Man, eat shit and die.

Meet our new guests!

DSCF0008DSCF0016DSCF0003More photos here.
One is white with red eyes and a brown patch on his nose with big testicules. The other is all beige with big testicules as well. In case you didn't know, male rats have HUGE balls. I don't exactly appreciate the feeling of their nutsack while they're sitting on my hand, but oh well... X-D I picked the beige one because he seemed more curious than scared either. The white one was sleeping, but he doesn't seem too scared. They peed a lot less on me than Eva and Blackie did when I first got them. The white one even seemed to like sitting on my shoulder less than an hour after leaving the pet shop. If they live long enough, they look like they're gonna be two cool guys. The beige might be the alpha male, but it's too soon to tell. Eva seemed like a dominant female when I got her but it turned out to be Blackie.

They don't have any names yet, so I'm open to suggestions. :-D No names with P sounds. Ps hurt little rat ears.

Update: So far, suggestions of Eli (Elian Gonzales, the beige) and Ratzi (Pope Ratzinger, the white) sound pretty good.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jerry Falwell vs Tinky Winky: THE MOVIE

Farewell, sweet prince!
The animation is here. Or you can watch it on Newgrounds and give me some sacriligious fives!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Ding Dong the bitch is dead

Falwell dies at age 73
POSTED: 1:39 p.m. EDT, May 15, 2007

LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell has died, a Liberty University executive said Tuesday. He was 73.
Good fucking riddence! Cause of death: Crystal meth overdose and rectal hemorrage caused by a well hung male masseur.

Edit: If anyone thinks I'm being too hard, read 'em & weep!
  • "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”
  • "It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening."
  • "If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
    After the September 11 attacks Falwell said, “I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen."
  • “Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions”
  • “[Homosexuals are] brute beasts...part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven."
  • "The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
  • "The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior."
  • "Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan."

Falwell quotes.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

sexy pinups + fanarts

Two new sketches of Pu Tang, draw on my 10$ discount. Also, new fanart from Spoosh and Zodiac.

Friday, May 11, 2007

SEX SELLS! price corrections

Seems I made a few mistakes when I updated the shop for the release of Sex Sells. Most of the prices have been lowered by 1$, a bit more in a few cases. Like the 4 manga package for outside Canada/USA goes from 25$ to 20$. It's only a few grams under the weight limit for that price range. Lucky!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

New book for sale: SEX SELLS!

Sex Sells is a 44 pages sketchbook filled with sexy pinups of Eva, Blackie, the Pu Sisters, Twiggy... and some are nude! 8-0
The cover is blue though, the original color has been discontinued. You can buy it with your credit card in the shop section. You can also buy all my manga with International Money Orders, cheques or even cash (at your own risk) directly from me (e-mail).

I've had that sketchbook printed almost a year ago but never got to update the online shopping carts (which turned out to be a pain in the ass). I've also updated the prices, which have unfortunatly went up with an augmentation of mail tarifs. Probably because of gas prices. So it's a lot more advantageous to buy the 4 manga package, since the cost of sending one or four manga outside Canada is almost the same.

Update: The prices are all the same outside Canada/USA. And normally you shouldn't be paying taxes. Has anyone ever had to pay taxes on my mangas? (and yes, the price for international shipment is murder, that's why it's more advantageous to buy a package)

Best Political Ad EVER!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Commission: 10$ pencil sketch

Contrary to what some think, I've never stopped doing commissions and I'm not really changing anything. The only update is that I'm writting the rules down.

Since I have a bit less time for personnal commissions, I got to be picky and I raised the prices. On the other hand, if it's a normal, sexy or hentai commission of any Miss Dynamite related characters (since I don't need any visual reference), I cut down the price a bit.

And because I'm such a nice guy :p I even have a special offer for those on a tight budget. 10$ for a pencil sketch, as long as it's something simple (if the description sounds like a game of Twister, forget it) and there are NO CORRECTIONS.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

New section, Art for Sale

I deleted the Blog link (no need, it's in plain view) and the encyclopedia link. I never finished it, but it's still linked in the Anthology section. I've changed the crapped auction section with ART FOR SALE. Instead of putting art on auction, I'll just put it there for people to buy. And since my links where all skrewed up because of the modification, I shoved Blackie's face there to fill the void. More on the rest later.

Todd Goldman finally caves in (for real?)



MAY 2, 2007

Artists David Kelly and Todd Goldman have agreed to settle and end the recent claim that Mr. Goldman utilized an image and caption belonging to Mr. Kelly in an original painting without his permission. In early April, an internet site noted the similarity of a recent Goldman painting to a web cartoon panel produced six years ago by Mr. Kelly. Mr. Goldman has agreed to pay Mr. Kelly the full proceeds from the sale of the two paintings in exchange for a perpetual non-exclusive license for the image and its caption (“the “Work”). “It was a mistake on my part to not research the source for this Work which was sent to me over the internet by a friend. “Until a few weeks ago, I had no knowledge of Mr. Kelly or his body of online cartoon and animation work,” said Goldman.

Mr. Kelly has accepted Mr. Goldman's explanation and payment of the license fee and calls for the internet sites and all interested parties to acknowledge that Mr. Goldman’s use of the Work was an unintentional legitimate mistake and that there should be no further debate on the matter. Mr. Goldman’s two paintings which depict Mr. Kelly’s image and caption have a legally valid and enforceable license from Mr. Kelly. Mr. Goldman has agreed that he will not paint this image for any future commissions or exhibitions or otherwise use it for any further commercial purposes. Each of the artists have declared their intention to move on in their respective fields and encourage their supporters, friends, and patrons to do likewise.

Of course we all know that this isn't the only "mistake tracing" Todd Goldman has committed. The fight between Todd and Shmorky seems to be done for good, but that won't change the fact that Todd Goldman is a plagiarist no-talent hack who e-mailed porn to children.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

new Final Fantasy sketches + auction

Filling my taxes made me remember that I'm poor. X-D So I'm selling those 7 sketches to whoever is willing to pay 50$ for the package. (Int. MO, cheque, even cash, but Paypal is prefered. The shipping is on me.) It's a first bid, first served auction. Don't send money before I confirm it's yours, I don't want to reimburse people. Bid for it in the comments or send me an e-mail.

Update: SOLD!

New Fanarts

New fanarts from Éric Thériault, Brenton, Madgoblin and someone who's name I forgot.

Friday, May 04, 2007

lack of updates

I haven't been able to put much on the site this week. With putting Blackie to sleep (thanks for your comments), buying a new vacuum cleaner to clean every last bit corner of the appartment. I saw a flea and my legs were bitten. I'm positive it/they came from the neighbor's dog. He never cleans the dog hair from the hallway. I took care of that, I passed the broom in the hallway, sprayed it with insecticide, vacuumed the appartment, sprayed insecticide on every corners (3 cans), on the mattress and sofa, and finally washed all my clothes, including everything that was clean. 11 washing machine batches, 5 trips to the laundromat + one full garbage bag to the Salvation Army (no, I didn't give infested clothes, they were clean and I'm 99% sure the fleas didn't go in my clothes, I was just being cautious), it took 2 days... x_X But I haven't been bitten since (or seen any other type of living bugs, it was a holocaust) so I'm sure it did the trick. Today I did my taxes, 4 days after the deadline...
Anyway, I do have a few new sketches, I'll put them up tomorrow.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Miss Dynamite on MadGoblin

Eva and Blackie make a guest appearence on the MadGoblin webcomic.

Eva and the wall around Adhamiyah

Some of you may have heard on the news that the American forces in Iraq are building a wall around the Sunni enclave of Adhamiyah. This is the neighborhood where Miss Dynamite fought against the Pu Sisters in the last anime episode. I guess the girls really fucked things up over there... X-D