Sunday, October 19, 2008

Are you horny, sugartits?

Why was I not told there is an Animal Crossing movie?
Pic related.

Dude, stop screaming...

So I was just watching SOPHIE SCHOLL-THE FINAL DAYS, a movie about 3 German anti-Nazi resistant during WWII. It made me think of this:

Why do fascists scream so much? The Nazi judge during Sophie Scholl's trial reminded me of Bill O'Reilly. Who cares about facts, I CAN SCREAM LOUDER THAN YOU!!!!!!!1111111

Also, McCain/Palin have convinced these people that Obama is a terrorist. If Obama wins, what are these people going to do considering they might believe their President is basicaly an AlQaeda sleeping agent? Remember Tim McVeight, this kinda shit can go downhill fast. McVeight wasn't created in a void. For years before the Oklahoma City bombing, Republican politicians had been using tales of Black Helicopters, fluoridation and conspiracy theories about the UN confiscating firearms to gather votes. You don't give matches to a pyromaniac.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Miss Dynamite's election blackmail: Double or nothing!

The Conservatives have won the Canadian election but will remain a minority government. So as promised, if Obama wins the American presidential election, instead of drawing one pic, I will draw a two page comic of Eva and Blackie doing the nasty.

The only thing that pisses me off is that stupid bitch Maria Mourani (who wants to ban alcohol and porn) was re-elected by 21 votes in Ahuntsic.

Onward Soviet Canuckistanies!

Time to vote, bitches!

My ridding has a Communist candidate AND a Marxist-Leninist candidate... *snort* So many candidates, so few commies. X-D

The outcome is unpredictable. Results at 10PM (earlier if I break the law).

Sunday, October 12, 2008


See, you say small town folks (who only represent 20% of the population) are the best folks in the world. Much better than those big city liberalcommieniggerspikfagelitists. And then you go to Philadelphia.....

This is hockey, no wolf chopper shotting. Of course you'll get booed.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Workplace Gore

I was eating diner while watching TV when this ad came on.

barf... @_@
I can only imagine how many kids are gonna have nightmares. Reminds me of a similar ad from Ontario.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Election Blackmail: The stakes get higher!

A message from Éric Thériault, creator of Veena.
If Obama win and the Conservative are a minority in Canada, I raise your bet: I will draw a trio with Veena, Blackie and Miss Dynamite !

Éric's blog
American Miss Dynamite electoral blackmail.
Canadian Miss Dynamite electoral blackmail.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Girly guest comic

Right, I forgot I made a guest strip for Josh's Girly. I didn't have much time to think of a clever joke, so I just drew some random violence. The strip is here.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Election Blackmail: Canadian edition

We're having ourselves some federal elections on October the 14th here in Canada. You do not need to register to vote in advance since you can do it on election day, at your polling station.

The Conservative Party with Stephen Harper are on the way to a victory. I doubt there is any way to stop this. What might be achieved though, is to limit the Conservatives to a minority government, which would tie their hands to their nuts. That can be done again.

If the Conservatives are elected to a minority government, or less, and if Obama wins in November, instead of just a pic, I'll draw two page Miss Dynamite hentai comic, to be posted on Nov. 6th for one day only. (If Harper wins a majority and Obama wins, I'm still drawing the Obama pic)

Now our Canadian electoral system is a bit more complicated, but here's how the Conservatives can be blocked. Check who has the best chance to beat them in your district. If it's the Liberals, vote Liberal; if it's the NDP, vote for them; if it's the Bloc, vote for them. If you live in Ontario or the East of Quebec, your vote might count for a lot.

Find your electoral district and the polling location here.

How to vote strategicaly?
Visit Vote for Environement
and Anyone But Harper.
Using the tools I linked to with your postal code, it will tell you who's most likely to beat the Conservative candidate in your district. If the Conservatives have no chance in hell, it will tell you to vote for whom you prefer.

Info on the American Miss Dynamite electoral blackmail.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Eva and Blackie naked, frenching UPDATED

If you're an American citizen over 18, depending on the State where you live, it's time for you to register to vote on Nov. 4th.

Since it's illegal for me to donate money to Obama, I'm going to help him in another way. I'm going to convince YOU (Yes, you!) to vote for him. How?

If Obama is elected President of the USA, I will draw Eva and Blackie naked, frenching, in color. (posted online one day only, Nov. 6th, be there and fukken save)

Now you can't say votin' don't get you anything!


Also check the Canadian Miss Dynamite electoral blackmail.

UPDATE (14 oct.): The Conservatives were kept to minority status in Canada. That means if Obama wins, instead of just one pic, I will draw a two page comic.
More details here.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Comparing Bush with McCain

Rolling Stone
"This is the story of the real John McCain, the one who has been hiding in plain sight. It is the story of a man who has consistently put his own advancement above all else, a man willing to say and do anything to achieve his ultimate ambition: to become commander in chief, ascending to the one position that would finally enable him to outrank his four-star father and grandfather.

In its broad strokes, McCain’s life story is oddly similar to that of the current occupant of the White House. John Sidney McCain III and George Walker Bush both represent the third generation of American dynasties. Both were born into positions of privilege against which they rebelled into mediocrity. Both developed an uncanny social intelligence that allowed them to skate by with a minimum of mental exertion. Both struggled with booze and loutish behavior. At each step, with the aid of their fathers’ powerful friends, both failed upward. And both shed their skins as Episcopalian members of the Washington elite to build political careers as self-styled, ranch-inhabiting Westerners who pray to Jesus in their wives’ evangelical churches.

In one vital respect, however, the comparison is deeply unfair to the current president: George W. Bush was a much better pilot."