Saturday, May 31, 2008

Speaking of furries...


Confurrrrvative Internet tough guy loves skunks, hates negroes

Funny story Liberal Avenger passed on to me. All week long conservative pundits have been jumping on Obama for a mistake he made about his uncle's service in WWII. Obama said his uncle helped liberate Aushwitz, turns out it was Buchenwald. Huge mistake, amirite? In the words of one particularly retarded pundit, "Aushwitz was a death camp, while Buchewald was MERELY a slave labor camp" [were prisonners worked to death]. Yeah, so much better. Anyway, these idiots started pestering WWII vets with questions about the service of Obama's uncle. Here follows an e-mail sent from a conservative commenter to a WWII vet in charge of military records of servicemen.
—– Original Message —–
From: cigarskunk
To: [mark kitchell]
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 6:38 PM
Subject: Searching for Charles W Payne

Dear Sirs,

In light of the recent controversy over the military service of Barrak Obama’s grandfather, Charles W Payne, I was hoping to contact you to get some kind of verification of his membership in the 89th.

I’ve checked the records of…..p;branch=N and they only list him as being in the Navy.

I would like to get a second source to confirm that Obama is still lying on this subject as my grandfathers, father and uncles all served in WWII, Korea and Vietnam and I don’t particularly care for politicians lying about the service of family members to further thier political agendas.

Thank you in advance!

From: [Mark Kitchell]
To: cigarskunk
Subject: Re: Searching for Charles W Payne
Date: Wed, 28 May 2008 18:52:48 +0200

You are the one who is lying. Mr. Payne (Obama's uncle) served in the 89th Divison, 355th Infantry Regiment, Company K.

Oh snap! I just love how the Internet tough guy tried to be chummy with a soldier and got bitchslapped. Now that would be funny enough, but people at Sadly, No! discovered that the conservative e-mailer is also a FURRY who seems well known in the furry community! More than that, he regularly commissions pictures of himself as a cigar smoking skunk fucking Fifi LeFume (underraged) from Tiny Toons (ED article on CigarSkunk). Even the furries seem to hate CigarSkunk.
From Crush, Yiff, Destroy:
In August, Cigarskunk came to CYD in order to assert his heterosexuality and to explain why the furries hated him: He was 100 percent straight, he smoked, he was conservative, and he brought females to conventions, because he was not gay. He stated, restated, and then stated some more that he really loved women and was totally straight, and then went on to call everybody else gay. Literally; he responded to every negative post by calling the poster a closet homosexual or a homophobe, and he did so in the kind of haughty manner that makes you want to plunge your hands through your computer screen and wrap your fingers around the throat of the person on the other side.

After babbling endlessly that he wasn’t gay and everyone else was, Cigarskunk began to ramble about cigars and how great they were. It was fetishistic: “Cigars, cigars, cigars, by God, I love cigars. My favorite color is cigar-brown. Cigar smoke, cigar smell, cigar taste; cigars are fucking great. I really, really like cigars. Cigars make my day. Cigars have a Zen-like quality to them, and they’re so damn good. Ooh, yes, cigars. I think about cigars all the time. I fucking love cigars.”

Rest assured, by the time his ass was banned in record time (after a mere 3 posts), everyone knew that he really, really, really loved cigars. Afterwards, Cigarskunk pounded out essays of staggering length, detailing how everyone at CYD was a lunatic and all the hate was heaped upon poor little him. Plus, cigars were great. Everyone pointed and laughed.

Isn't that typical? Internet conservative tough guy talks about kicking sand-nigger ass, blames the ills of the world on liberalism, feminists, abortion and atheism. But then is really a fat disgusting geek, even for a furry, who wouldn't even be able to crush a plush toy? Showing again that the most repressed are the most fucked up. You don't see me trying to ban pornography, do you? I remember when one conservative commenter was all hyped up because he had discovered I was a hentai artist. Yeah, real fucking good detective work, Sherlock! Just because you live the life of a repressed hypocrit doesn't mean everyone else does.

At least, unlike his fellow conservatives, the only children he had sex with were drawings. LOL I'm glad he never commissioned anything from me. X-D

Friday, May 23, 2008

Hillary crash and burns... again?

Hillary is staying in the race in case someone assassinates Obama...
Seriously, that's what she said! And in the best circumstance, if that's not what she meant, that's what it sounded like.

Hillary was respecting a truce these past few days, not attacking Obama. But there are rumors she asked Obama for the Vice-President spot and he told her no. She then went on a crazy rampage, claiming her loss of this nomination would be equal to the injustices of Jim Crow laws, the elections in Zimbabwe (cuz he's black?) or, get this, the 2000 Florida recount of the Presidential elections. She apologized today, but she didn't apologize to Obama and she didn't understand what people are freaking out about. Would she be disconnected enough with the real world to not know people are already worried enough as it is that Obama might get shot?

I remember pundits used to say historians would analyse for years the campaign of Rudy Giuliani, how someone so favored could fall so fast and so low. But skrew that, the real mystery is Hillary. She had the nomination in her hand. She had the favors, she had the polls, she had the money. She was so sure of her victory she just pissed her money away, putting everything on an easy win on Super Tuesday. She never knew what hit her and she still doesn't. Lately, and especialy today, I've been seeing a lot of Hillary supporters changing camp. With urban legends that put the death of Vince Foster on Hillary's hands (she didn't), it looks like she's saying, "eventually one of my white working class racist supporters is gonna put a cap in 'im!"
@_@ I don't get it.

Anyway, I've finished drawing my Sister Wulfia Focka update for May. Now I got some personnal commissions to finish.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

OMGs, what's going one here???????????666

Eva and Blackie used to hump each other a lot, but not Eli and Ratzi, UNTIL NOW! The apparent result of a previous bitch fight.

I hope somebody beats up that kid

So an 11-year-old boy named Dalton Hatfield sold his bike and all his video games to raise 440$ for the Clinton campaign. What is Hillary going to do with this money? Probably give it to her adviser, Mark Penn, who was paid 3 million dollars basicaly for being a dumb fuck. (and that's only for April!)
Everyone who knows 11-year-old Dalton Hatfield sees it. There’s something special about the young man. His mother Vickie says all who come in contact with the Kentucky elementary student look at him and say “He’s going to be something” when he grows up.

Yes, he's special alright... Mark Penn hasn't won a race since the Bill Clinton days. And that came with the price of Democrats losing Congress. *RAGE*
Edit: Just to be clear. Clinton raked 22 million dollars in donations in April. Of those 22 millions, she gave 3 millions to Mark Penn. That's a real fucking working class hero right there, yeah!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Miss D Collab: Music Video?

Pondering about the Miss Dynamite Flash animation collab. A movie with no dialogues would be easier to organize. So we could do a music video. I would rather not use a popular song and I've been listening to mash-ups of bluegrass with indy hip-hop. I like #4 a lot, Pistol Packin'. It would be cool with some Spaghetti Western action, uh?
You can hear my Newsport roadster you can take my Hartford hat
But you can never take from me my silver mounted gut
The whole of men don't hold me and they sure leave me be
I'm a pistol packin' papa and I ramble where I please.

Too bad there's not one with "pistol packin' mama".

Friday, May 16, 2008

Shop fixed (or it should be)

I hate it when this happens. The other day the gallery comments were broken, now I discovered that the Miss Dynamite shop has stopped working since January (no wonder I wasn't getting any orders). Normally, if you have ordered something, the payments to will not have gone through and you can cancel them. If you don't cancel them, they will get cancelled automaticaly after a while and you'll get your money back.

Now the problem should be fixed and the shop's shopping cart system should be working properly with my current Gmail adress.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

hay fever

Anyone else in Montreal is having major hay fever right now? I'm getting pollen slapped like a bitch. @_@

Monday, May 12, 2008

A straight jacket would've worked just as well

Ok, I wasn't supposed to be working on this but I couldn't help it. :p

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Freedom is on the march, yeehaw!

Your tax dollars at work America.
For Abdel-Qader Ali there is only one regret: that he did not kill his daughter at birth. ‘If I had realised then what she would become, I would have killed her the instant her mother delivered her,’ he said with no trace of remorse.

Two weeks after The Observer revealed the shocking story of Rand Abdel-Qader, 17, murdered because of her infatuation with a British solider in Basra, southern Iraq, her father is defiant. Sitting in the front garden of his well-kept home in the city’s Al-Fursi district, he remains a free man, despite having stamped on, suffocated and then stabbed his student daughter to death.

Abdel-Qader, 46, a government employee, was initially arrested but released after two hours. Astonishingly, he said, police congratulated him on what he had done. ‘They are men and know what honour is,’ he said.
Yes, that's the Iraqi police force trained by the USA. Now here's the ugly truth. Under Saddam that guy would be dead.

Correction: The Basra police was trained by the British. And Basra is Iraq's post-invasion "success-story"!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Animation for ep.24 half done

Good news, half of episode 24, without the audio, is now animated (forgot a background in two or three shots and continuity mistakes but I'll fix that later.
Bad news, got some "real" work to do to pay for the rent, food, moonpies and pennywhitles. So I gotta stop production for a weeks.

I'm a bit tired of working on it too. That last action shot, as Hanna-Barbera as it is, was still a lot of work. I need to change my mind with something else.
***Miss Dynamite 24 work-in-progess***

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Hillary's Downfall

I was thinking exactly about this today, wondering when someone would make it. It didn't take long.

Let's roll!

This is strong shit, srly, it looks like the road is in 3D!

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Hillary's delusions

Ok, yesterday I said I didn't want to talk about the Democratic primaries, but you guys asked questions anyway, so now you've done it. Thou shall suffer me!

Hillary can't win. She's had no chance of victory for months. It's over, finished, kaput! But she persists. She does have one small chance. She would need to convince a crushing majority of super-delegates to vote for her. And for that to happen, these super-delegates would need to take a shit on the popular and democratic vote that favored Obama. These same super-delegates, who for the most parts are elected officials, would risk taking it up the ass in their next respective elections. It's stupid, it's retarded and it's never ever been done since the super-delegate system was created (in 1982 I think). Not gonna happen!

Then why keep this up? Even Mike Huckabee, who had Jesus on his side, gave up. Hillary is wasting the money of Democratic donors that could have gone to the war chest of a Presidential candidate like Obama instead. Money is being wasted by bucket loads of million of dollars for a fight where the winner is already chosen. It's crazy. I have trouble understanding Hillary's motivation at this point. Does she think Obama has no chance to become President so it doesn't matter if she hurts his chances? It's her or nothing? Or is it just a little rich girl's sense of entitlement? She was once a College Republican after all. "Niggah stole my pony!" Is it just denial? Stupidity? She did vote for the Iraq war, that's plenty stupid.

And now this article from the Washington Post doesn't really help me understand. Under anonymity, a top Clinton aide says they've know since FEBUARY that they've lost!
"Absent some sort of miracle on May 31st, it's going to be tough for us," said a senior Clinton official who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to be frank. "We lost this thing in February. We're doing everything we can now... but it's just an uphill battle."

I don't get it...

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Schoolyard politics

This is pure genious.

I used to think Hillary would be a blessing after 8 years of Bush. But now she sounds even worse than Bush.

I haven't talked a lot about the Democratic race because, seriously, Hillary just fills me with murderous rage and there's just so many ways to say "eat shit and die".

Hillary, eat shit and die.

Sunday, May 04, 2008


Not many people at the pumps with the price of gas... Nearly half of Act 2 is done.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Comments fixed :p

Yesterday I noticed the comments function in the gallery was broken. The comments plugin is an old version and the tutorial is no longer online, so it took me a while before I realized I had fucked up the CHMOD on the comments database. It's fixed now. I even managed to save the old comments.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Miss Dynamite collab?

So I'm toying with the idea of a Miss Dynamite collab. A Miss Dynamite flash made by different animators.

That's as far as my idea goes for the moment. Would I write a story and collaborators each animate a scene? Or would it be a collection of small clips and movies? I could probably give some gifts to collaborators. Is anyone interested?