Any French YOs in dah house?

I need some help translating some American hood speak into French "Cités" speak. I can parody Parisian french, or Marseille, but not french ghetto. It's not much, give it a try in the comments.

-Represent!
-Sirkowski's in dah house!
-Testify!
-I've got shit loads of AKs at half price!
-What the fuck is going on?

Kalashnikov fanart

For those who don't know, in the days of the Miss Dynamite forum, Kalashnikov would sometimes appear out of nowhere, bearing gifts of awesome fanart. And so did he yesterday.

BlackieBot

After the Eva Real Doll®, here comes the creepy BlackieBot. Run Eva!

Searching Colorist (flatter) for hire -THANKS

I'm looking for a colorist to do "flats" on around 16 pages. I'm paying 20$ a page. I'm not necessarily looking for a professional, but you need to have experience with Photoshop and coloration. You also need a computer able to run Photoshop with 600dpi color docs. "Paint bucket" painters need not apply, it's a job for the "lasso"!

Update: I've got enough submissions to pick someone, so thanks'y'all!

Depression

I might as well just explain the recent lack of activity on the website. I haven't been feeling too well these past two weeks. I haven't been diagnosed yet, but it's probably a depression. I've seen a doctor to treat my lack of sleep. I'll probably need to see him again or another one to know exactly what I have and if I need treatment. In any case, I don't think it's too bad. I didn't wait to get all Howard Hughes before seeking help. Unfortunatly, this means no Sister Wulfia Focka update this month and I hate myself for that. But hey, that's one of the symptoms. :-p So

I'm resting for now. I'll post something if I have anything interesting to say, so this place doesn't die off.

Pink Rat

Don't call PeTA, it looks worse than it really is. Ratzi has an infection on his hind paws. My other rats never any problems but I guess Ratzi's feet are too sensitive to the metal bars flooring. He's not on antibiotics and I removed all the metal flooring. Everything is being taken care of. Anyway, I guess he's been licking his feet cuz an hour ago I noticed Ratzi's fur was pink! o_O

The cage was a bloody mess too.

No choice, gotta put Blackie's old cone on Ratzi's neck so he can't lick his feet.

You can't tell since he's not moving, but that's one mighty pissed rat. He's starting to cool off now and has stopped trying to remove the cone.

As well as his feet, Ratzi is also on antibiotics for recurrent respiratory problems. It's weird, Eli was the most healthy of the two (apparently) and he died first of a heart attack. I thought Ratzi would go first, since he's always sick, but he just won't die. He's the rat Highlander! e_e

More PS2 action

Blackie kicked that PS2 so hard she messed up the color alignement.

Rule 34

Rule 34 of Eva, Samus Aran from Metroid and Cynthia from Pokémon, drawn by Incognito Anonymous. NSFW, obviously.

Also, the other day I found a bunch of old fanart on DeviantArt that I either forgot to upload or were never sent to me. The fanart section is about 35mb in size, it's pretty big. If you've sent a fanart and I've never put it online, I probably just forgot, so contact me again. The last one is even an hommage to a drawing poking fun at DeviantArt.